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Top ten comebacks for a condescending person

Comebacks for CONDESCENDING people

There is nothing worse than being around a condescending person who thinks they are superior to those around them.

Condescending people lack the awareness that they alienate people when they talk down to others and assume people are less intelligent than they are. They offer unwanted advice and think that they can dictate to others how something should be done.

A friend of mine had returned from a trip to Indonesia; he shared with a girl at work how he felt tired and that he had crossed the international date line while traveling. His coworker condescendingly replied that he shouldn’t be tired and the international date line was only a 12-hour time difference even though she had never traveled outside of North America and had no idea what she was talking about. Her superiority came across loud and clear.

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If you’ve had enough of someone talking down to you, try a few of our snappy comebacks below and let them know that their behaviour is not OK. If you get really lucky, maybe they will move on and bother somebody else.

What to say to a condescending person

  1. Being condescending is an unintelligent way to make yourself feel superior.
  2. Your pompous attitude and condescending comments have convinced me that you are smart and very important. Said no one ever.
  3. Just cause you look down on everyone doesn’t mean they are looking up to you.
  4. Healthy, happy people don’t go around putting people down using negative criticisms and insults.
  5. You just show the world how truly insecure and unhappy you are in your own life.
  6. Yes, your condescending judgemental comment has completely convinced me to do what you want. Said no one ever!
  7. I love the new condescending head tilt . Are you trying out a new passive aggressive trick?
  8. Being smug and condescending doesn’t make you important. It makes you a jerk.
  9. I love when crazy people think they’ve had the last word and in reality, all you did was to let them continue to show off their pompous arrogance. You can’t fix stupid!
  10. Hold still while I strangle that condescending demon out of your throat.

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Top Ten Savage Comebacks

Top ten savage comebacks

Urban Dictionary defines savage as, “someone who does not care about the Consequences of his or her actions.” Usually the savage will do things that make other people say, “What the f*ck? Are you crazy?” It has been overused to mean other things, but this is the original meaning.

“Mike Tyson is a straight up Savage.” Urban Dictionary

Now I am certainly not telling you to act like a savage and run around and bite people’s ears off like Mike Tyson. If someone has been cruel and nasty and you have had enough, you need a comeback that will shut the person up once and for all, so look no further.
These are savage comebacks you wouldn’t want to use every day. These are reserved for really nasty people.

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Top Ten Savage Comebacks

  1. What doesn’t kill you. Disappoints me.
  2. You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
  3. I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.
  4. I’m not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my cell phone.
  5. Did your brain take a laxative because there is a lot of shit coming out of your mouth.
  6. Isn’t there a bullet somewhere you could be jumping in front of?
  7. The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.
  8. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.
  9. You can’t Photoshop personality.
  10. Your only purpose in life is as an organ donor.

Rhianna was picked on for not being black enough

Rihanna Via Wikipedia

Rihanna was mocked for not being “black enough”, her skin color was lighter than her classmates. Rhianna says that  she has gained personal strength from her bullying: “But I’m not victimized—I’m grateful. I think those experiences were strategically put together by God for the preparation of being in the music industry. It’s so easy for me to deal with the bullsh*t.  Read more

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How to answer when someone calls you two faced

How to respond when you are called TWO FACED

If someone calls you two-faced, they are saying that you are not trustworthy and could be a backstabber.

Maybe you act one way with one group of friends and one way with another group. Some people look for anything to criticize and will complain no matter what you do. You can’t be friends with everyone, so don’t waste your time trying to be.

Part of growing up is realizing that you need to behave in a civilized way and get along with people you may not necessarily like. That comes with the territory of being an adult. You need to suck it up and get along with the people you work with. You can’t have tantrums and ignore people you can’t stand. Real life doesn’t work that way, but some folks will call you two-faced when all you’re doing is acting like an adult.

The next time you are called two-faced, use one of our great comebacks and shut the person up.

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