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Top Ten Comebacks for Bullies

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There is nothing worse than a bully; a bully is really a coward, who gangs up with others to torment people. Bullies pick innocent victims who have done nothing to deserve the harassment being directed towards them.

Sometimes the bully has a halo effect even though they are a real jerk and the teachers and the school think that they are a great kid. These are the hard ones to catch, like the captain of the football team who has the support of the school and the students.

If you are being bullied, please tell a trusted adult what is going on so they can get you some help. The person you talk to does not have to be your parent but someone who can help you figure out what to do.

You may feel like you are being left out or picked on at school, but it won’t be like this forever. Great things are ahead for you in the future.

In the meantime, may all the bad karma that bullies inflict on others come back and bite them in the ass.

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Top ten comebacks for bullies

Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.
Thank you for your brilliant portrayal of a self-centered asshole in the movie of my life.
It’s impressive that you’re flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and head up your ass at the same time.
You should really come with a warning label.
Breaking news just in: You’re an asshole!
I finally got the last knife of the set you’ve been stabbing in my back all these years. Heads up: I re gift.
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you a sociopath. I thought you already knew.
Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
Thanks for teaching me how sick and cruel a person can be.
Since narcissistic is too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?

When a bully doesn't like you, it is one less person you have to be nice to.

Entrepreneur Elon Musk was Bullied Growing up

Some kids get bullied for being different, they are creative, smart and not afraid to have a point of view.

Elon Musk was one of those kids, he was bullied horribly during his school days in South Africa.

Maye Musk said of her son “he was the youngest and smallest guy in his school” and that he was picked on all the time.

“It’s pretty rough in South Africa,” he says. “If you’re getting bullied, you still have to go to school. You just have to get up in the morning and go. He hated it so much.” -Elon’s brother, Kimbal Musk

If so, tell that kid the story of Elon Musk. Today, the world knows Musk as a wealthy, imaginative genius — the man who is making electric cars mainstream and putting rockets in space.

Musk survived the bullying with the support of his family, and having the belief he could do great things. The other thing that saved him was computers and creating businesses.

Today he is known as one of the founders of PayPal and the founder of Tesla.

If you are being bullied, do not let it define your future. You are capable of accomplishing amazing things. Elon overcame horrendous bullying and showed all of the haters what he is capable of.

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Top ten comebacks for toxic people

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We all know a toxic person; it could be your boring aunt Bertha or your moronic brother-in-law who has verbal diarrhea. Toxic people will give you unsolicited advice, make cutting remarks, and manipulate you.

Toxic people are extremely rude, and they find it very challenging to be nice to others. They are in need of a big attitude adjustment and are condescending to those around them. A toxic person’s personality is so revolting that the people who have to deal with them suffer and become rude in response to putting up with so much abuse.

Tim’s daughter was in a baseball league, and he would take her to games and watch her from the bleachers. One of the parents who attended was toxic and rude and wouldn’t shut up. What was even worse was he always sat next to Tim at baseball practice.

Tim had his bright daughter in public school, and they were happy with the situation. The other dad, Collin, put his daughter in a private school and kept going on about how great it was. He knew that Tim’s girl was in public school, but he said, “Public school would be OK if my daughter wanted to be a waitress.”

Tim didn’t want to be unkind about another child, but he took solace knowing that Collins’ daughter was an uncoordinated dumpling.

If you want to say something to a toxic jerk, these clever comebacks will let them know that you know that they are venomous and you are not interested in hearing their offensive comments.

Top ten comebacks for toxic people

1. I expect the bullshit from you, but I never accept it!
2. Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!
3. Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
4. I’m sorry but I didn’t order a glass of your opinion.
5. Life’s too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.
6. Thanks, but I function better without unsolicited advice.
7. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Continue while I take notes.
8. Before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean.
9. The problem with closed minded people is their mouth is always open.
10. Counting other people’s sins does not make you a saint.

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Top ten witty comebacks for the not so bright

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Obviously, it’s not nice to be snarky to dimwitted, oblivious people. There are many different kinds of intelligence. Someone who is a whiz at math may have no common sense when it comes to everyday life. My friend’s mom only values intelligence if someone has a university degree. It is kind of funny because she thinks that she is superior to others because she has a Bachelor of Arts. Yet I don’t think she can think her way out of a paper bag if she tried.

You can’t necessarily choose who you have to deal with on a daily basis, but if someone keeps inflicting their point of view or political opinions on you, perhaps you may want to let them know that you have had enough.

Here are ten comebacks for a person who is acting like the village idiot.

Top ten witty comebacks for the not so bright

I can’t believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
Somewhere … there is a village being deprived of an idiot!
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe!
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.
Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
If you’re going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise, you’re just an ass.
I think you’re acting like yesterday’s coffee, a little weak in the bean!
Hey, your village called they want you back by 6 pm.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

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Top ten comebacks for haters

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There are haters everywhere all over the world. Anytime you step out of your comfort zone and do something, 30 percent of people will like it, 30 percent of people won’t like it, and 30 percent of people won’t care. (Who knows what happened to the other 10 percent.).

If you are a creator, actor, a musician in a band, or someone who is putting any kind of content out into the world, you will receive criticism from others. I have experienced this with the website, people hating me for what I have created. Dealing with negative feedback gets easier with time. You look at the source and realize they may have something useful to say or their opinion could be a complete waste of time.

When an idiot mouths off, “I hate you!” you can either respond with a comeback or let it go because he might be part of the 30 percent of the hater population.

If you are continually being picked on, you can use a comeback to let the person know that you are not a doormat who can be walked all over. Often after responding with a few comebacks and making the bully look like a fool, they move on to another target.

Below we have some great comebacks for the haters in this world. Use your comeback and let them know that they can spread their hate elsewhere.

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Top ten sarcastic comebacks for haters

Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.
You don’t like me? That’s a shame. I’ll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I’m busy enjoying my life.
I’m an acquired taste. Don’t like me, acquire some taste.
Do you always act like an idiot or do you just show off when I’m around?
Grab a straw because you suck.
I don’t hate you but let’s put it this way…, if I had a bucket of water and you were on fire, I’d drink the water.
Some call them haters, I call them motivators.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart.
Haters gonna hate.
Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

When haters watch everything you do, let's face it they're fans

Jennifer Lawrence had to deal with haters in school

Everyone wants to be Jennifer Lawrence’s BFF nowadays, but that wasn’t always the case. The actress revealed she was bullied throughout her childhood, “I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean,” In an interview with French magazine Le Figaro Madame, Jen reveals she struggled with severe social anxiety as a child, something that built her character and made her who she is today. “Don’t worry about the bitches. That could be a good motto, because you’ll come across people like that throughout your life.” Read more

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Top ten rudest comebacks ever

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If you are dealing with critics and haters, try not to listen. Don’t shrink your greatness. You can’t control what other people think or say about you. Whatever you do, someone will judge you for it—30 percent will love it, 30 percent will hate it, and 30 percent won’t care. Try your best not to take it personally and have as little interaction with the hater as you possibly can.

No matter what you do, someone is going to judge you for it. You could be the most beautiful person on the planet, and someone will call you unattractive. Some people sit on the sidelines of life criticizing other people, yet they themselves have nothing to contribute to the world.

What you can control is what you do every day towards reaching your goals. Keep following your unique path and journey. Make your hater your motivator.

Be the best you can be in your life and just keep going. The hater will probably complain and hate on someone else next week.

If people are giving you a hard time, try one of our rudest comebacks ever to shut them up.

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Top Ten Rudest comebacks Ever

You’re like a bag of Pampers. Self absorbed and full of shit.
I would tell you to go f*ck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the f*ck up.
Yep, no doubt about it, your father should have pulled out earlier.
I swear some men were conceived by anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
I’m not a proctologist but I sure know an asshole when I see one.
I hear there’s a new app called a sense of humour. Download it bitch!
You’re like a plunger, you like bringing up old shit.
I don’t sugar coat shit, I’m not Willy Wonka.
Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Dwayne Johnson had to deal with his fair share of haters and critics

It is hard to believe that Dwayne Johnson, “The Rock” ever had haters. He is now 229 lbs, 6’5 and pure muscle. But it wasn’t always that way, you would think Dwayne had the perfect life but he has personally faced some real challenges and some big critics along his journey.

I was always the new kid so that made me a target,” he says. “We moved so much that we lived in fourteen different states because my dad was on the road which was unsettling and disorientating. I used to get into a lot of fights. I wouldn’t start them, but you know when you’re the new kid …”

When Johnson was in his early 20s, he battled depression after he was cut from the Calgary Stampeders, a Canadian Football League. He was also passed over for the NFL, it was a very difficult time for him, he says it was his rock bottom.

I had just seven bucks in my pocket, I had nowhere to live and I had to move back into my parents’ house and that was a low blow. I was lost, I didn’t know where I was going to go, what was going to come next because I couldn’t see a future. In hindsight it was also the best thing to happen to me because I learned during that period no one was going to hand me a life, I wasn’t going to get back on my feet feeling sorry for myself, I had to pick myself up and keep going and fighting and grasp and claw and scratch at every opportunity that came my way.

Dwayne’s grandfather was a wrestler, so he decided to get into the family business and joined the WWE. He got off to a rocky start, during Wrestle-mania he was booed by 20,000 fans chanting, “Rocky sucks.” He stood up to the fans, but he realized the valuable lesson to just be himself.” About a month later, I was the hottest heel in the company and things were on fire,” he says. “And the greatest lesson about that is be you. … The most powerful thing you can be is yourself.”

Dwayne started acting in 2001 and by 2017 he was named the highest paid actor in Hollywood.

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