What to say when someone asks if you farted
We all suffer from being a little gassy from time to time, but it can embarrassing when…
How to answer when someone asks why they haven’t heard from you
Some people expect others to put all of the effort into making a relationship work. This might…
9 clever replies if people ask “are you on drugs?”
When someone asks if you are on drugs they are making some pretty serious assumptions about you….
10 best replies when people ask if you are hung over
It seems that no matter how discreet you try to be after a big night out, everyone…
Funny answers when you are asked to go to church
It can be awkward when someone asks you to go church, you may not be religious or…
10 Great comebacks for a fake apology
We’ve all experienced a fake apology, when the person apologizing doesn’t sound genuine when they say, “I’m…
What to say when someone says you drink too much
Nobody wants to be the drunk idiot at a party walking around with a lampshade on their…
What to say when someone says you talk too much
All of us like to talk from time to time, especially with good friends, but no one…
Funny answers when someone says now, you listen to me!
Nobody wants to hear their parent or boss going ballistic saying, “Now, you listen to me!” Be…