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Great comebacks when someone calls you gross

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What to say if someone calls you gross

If someone calls you gross they are basically telling you that you’re disgusting, which is not a very nice thing to say! They may be referring to something you just said or to your appearance.

I know someone who always ate too much dinner and would then unbutton the top button of their pants at the dinner table. To be honest, I found it kind of gross,.

When a person calls you gross they are kind of dating themselves because you don’t hear that word very often. They must be a child of the 70’s. or 80’s.

Next time you are called gross, shut the person up with a clever comeback.

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Great comebacks when someone tells you to calm down

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Find out what to say when you are told to CALM DOWN. | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

Have you ever had an annoying friend or relative purposely get you all worked up and angry and then tell you to calm down? Yeah, they know how to push your buttons and deliberately irritate you, then they act all sweet and innocent like they have your best interests at heart.

Someone telling you to calm down is basically insinuating that you’re crazy for reacting in the way you did. Having someone order you about when you are pissed off makes the situation worse.

When your buttons have been pushed, and steam is hissing from your ears, use one of our clever comebacks to let them know their behavior is not OK.

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Top ten comebacks for verbal bullies

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Great comebacks for VERBAL BULLIES

We all know someone who appears to be your friend, who smiles at you and then delivers a zinger of an insult, leaving you speechless. What’s even worse, is they do it every time you see them, leaving you feeling ambushed once again by a nasty remark.

Jackson was sitting quietly in math class when the class idiot came up, put his arm around his shoulder and called him, “my cabrone.” Connor actually meant to say, “my bitch” only his Spanish wasn’t so hot, and he ended up saying “my asshole.”

Jackson had been embarrassed by Connor before, this time he was ready. He had four comebacks on the top of his tongue, and he said a few in front of the entire class. Everyone cracked up laughing at Connor’s expense, and he never bothered Jackson again.

These top ten comebacks for verbal bullies will let the person know that underneath their shiny facade, you know that their comments are truly rotten. Check out some great comebacks now, and you will be armed to talk back next time an idiot makes a mean comment.

Remember it’s not what you say but how you say it, best to deliver these snappy remarks with a smile on your face.

Top Ten Comebacks for Verbal Bullies

  1. You’re equal opportunity. You’re nasty to everyone!
  2. If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
  3. You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one.
  4. Do you always mask insults with humor?
  5. You would think with all of your multiple personalities, at least one would be likable!
  6. You may die of constipation because you’re so full of shit!
  7. Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?
  8. I’m not saying your stupid, I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
  9. I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
  10. Before you judge me make sure you google yourself.

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Donald Trump Verbally Bullies Rosie O’Donnell on Twitter

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Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been feuding for years. Both are known to be argumentative and engage in spats. Both are rich and powerful, it is hard to believe that they really don’t have better things to do with their time!

Trump has brutally insulted Rosie publicly in his tweets. Sure, you may think thinks bad thoughts about somebody but do you really need to say this to the entire world?

Rosie is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb – other than that I like her very much! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) – 11 Jul 2014

I feel sorry for Rosie ‘s new partner in love whose partner in love whose parents are devastated at the thought of their daughter being with @Rosie–a true loser. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 14, 2011

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 14 Dec, 2011

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Comebacks when someone calls you vulgar

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Funny comebacks when someone says that you are uncouth. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

When someone calls you vulgar in a disgusted tone, they are basically telling you that you or your behavior is uncouth.

Perhaps you are in the company of someone who thinks that they’re awfully posh and they don’t appreciate your rude jokes and very colourful expressive language.

Sometimes you do have to change your behavior to fit certain situations or the company you are keeping.

Next time someone calls you vulgar and you think they are out of line, use one of our snarky comebacks.

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Comebacks when someone calls you rude

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Funny replies when someone says that you are rude

Maybe you were being rude or perhaps you are continually dealing with someone who is easily offended and overreacts to everything.

If you are continually being told that you are rude for a certain behaviour, it’s probably time to stop. If you were being rude apologize, own whatever you did and move on.

If you are dealing with a manipulative person who is overreacting, perhaps it is time to call them out on their behaviour. You have to consider if this is the kind of person that you want to spend time with or have in your life.

Next time someone calls you rude and you feel they are being overly sensitive, use one of our clever comebacks.

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