Great comebacks when someone tells you to calm down

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Have you ever had an annoying friend or relative purposely get you all worked up and angry and then tell you to calm down? Yeah, they know how to push your buttons and deliberately irritate you, then they act all sweet and innocent like they have your best interests at heart.

Someone telling you to calm down is basically insinuating that you’re crazy for reacting in the way you did. Having someone order you about when you are pissed off makes the situation worse.

When your buttons have been pushed, and steam is hissing from your ears, use one of our clever comebacks to let them know their behavior is not OK.

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Top ten comebacks for verbal bullies

Great comebacks for VERBAL BULLIES
We all know someone who appears to be your friend and who smiles at you and then delivers a zinger of an insult, leaving you speechless. What’s even worse is they do it every time you see them, leaving you feeling ambushed once again by a nasty remark.

Jackson was sitting quietly in math class when the class idiot came up, put his arm around his shoulder, and called him, “my cabrone.” Connor meant to say, “my bitch” only his Spanish wasn’t so hot, and he ended up saying, “my asshole.”

Connor had embarrassed Jackson before, so this time he was ready. Jackson had four comebacks on the top of his tongue, and he said a few in front of the entire class. Everyone cracked up laughing at Connor’s expense, and he never bothered Jackson again.

These top ten comebacks for verbal bullies will let the person know that underneath their shiny facade, you know that their comments are truly rotten. Check out some great comebacks now, and you will be armed to talk back next time an idiot makes a mean comment.

Remember, it’s not what you say but how you say it. It’s best to deliver these snappy remarks with a smile on your face.

Top Ten Comebacks for Verbal Bullies

  1. You’re equal opportunity. You’re nasty to everyone!
  2. If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
  3. You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one.
  4. Do you always mask insults with humor?
  5. You would think with all of your multiple personalities, at least one would be likable!
  6. You may die of constipation because you’re so full of shit!
  7. Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?
  8. I’m not saying your stupid, I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
  9. I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
  10. Before you judge me make sure you google yourself.

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Donald Trump Verbally Bullies Rosie O’Donnell on Twitter

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Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been feuding for years. Both are known to be argumentative and engage in spats. Both are rich and powerful, it is hard to believe that they really don’t have better things to do with their time!

Trump has brutally insulted Rosie publicly in his tweets. Sure, you may think thinks bad thoughts about somebody but do you really need to say this to the entire world?

Rosie is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb – other than that I like her very much! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) – 11 Jul 2014

I feel sorry for Rosie ‘s new partner in love whose partner in love whose parents are devastated at the thought of their daughter being with @Rosie–a true loser. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 14, 2011

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 14 Dec, 2011

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Top Ten Comebacks for your Parents

Funny comebacks when your parents give you a hard time

Parents can drive you crazy no matter how old you are! Whether you are 16 or 46, nobody likes to be lectured, nagged, or told what to do.

In the age of the helicopter parent, it may seem like your folks are hovering with an excessive interest in your life. In previous generations, kids were left to figure things out for themselves. Now parents are involved too much in their kids’ lives, telling them who to hang out with, what clubs to join, and which university to attend.

Sometimes it seems like you can’t win with your parents no matter what you do. They complain about what you don’t do, and then when you do it, they complain about the way you did it.

Of course, your parents love and worry about you, which is why they display these annoying behaviours.

The next time your mom or dad give you a lecture or a hard time, try some of these funny comebacks. Say them in a joking way so you don’t get yourself in too much trouble!

Top Ten Comebacks for your Parents

  1. You call it talking back. I call it explaining.
  2. I’m a liar? You were the one who told me about the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny and Santa!
  3. You say I’m lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
  4. Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
  5. Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!
  6. My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display.
  7. I know money doesn’t grow on trees. That’s why I’m asking you.
  8. I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
  9. You’re one of  my favorite parents.
  10. Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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Top ten comebacks for bitchy wives

Great comebacks for BITCHY WIVES

Your wife might be having a bad day, or she might have been in a grumpy mood for the last few years.

Bad moods are contagious; you may find that you are in an irritable state after being around your wife when she is having a bitchy episode.

When you have been kind, put in the effort, and tried to help her, it can be beyond annoying, and your wife continues to be miserable and act bitchy towards you.

If you want to let your wife know that you have had enough of her mood swings, use one of our snappy comebacks below. Be warned if you use one of these comebacks you will probably have to cook dinner yourself!

Your wife might be having a bad or she might have been in a grumpy mood for the last few years.
Bad moods are contagious; you may find that you are in an irritable state after being around your wife when she is having a bitchy episode.

When you have been kind, put in the effort and tried to help her, it can be beyond annoying you’re your wife continues to be miserable and act bitchy towards you.

If you want to let your wife know that you have had enough of mood swings, use one of our snappy comebacks below but be warned if you use one of these comebacks you will probably have to cook your dinner yourself!

Top ten sarcastic comebacks for bitchy wives

  1. Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
  2. Did someone binge on bitch flakes this morning?
  3. No, you’re right, let’s do it the dumbest way possible because it’s easier for you.
  4. And you pointing out the obvious is what, helpful?
  5. Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
  6. I can only please one person per day and today I chose me!
  7. Your crazy is showing,  you might want to tuck it back in.
  8. It must be exhausting being offended by everything.
  9. Where’s your off button?
  10. Please be patient. I’m screwing things up as fast as I can.

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