fat comebacks

You said I look like what?

READ and VOTE on the best comebacks when somebody slams your appearance

I look like what

Nobody wants to be insulted about their looks, even worse, insulted in public. Below are some of the most common put downs people will say about your physical appearance. We have great snappy comebacks about the human package, body, booty, style, and snappy responses when someone slams appearances.

Help us by voting for what you think its the best comeback to the rude comments below.

Insults
You’re so pale
You’re funny looking
You are so ugly
Why don’t you smile more?
You look tired
You’re so conceited

Height

You’re so tall
You’re so short

Chest

Are your boobs real or fake?
You sure are flat chested
Would you consider having a boob-job?

 

Weight

You are so fat
When is your baby due? (woman is not pregnant)
You need to lose weight
You’re so skinny
Do you work out?

Age

How old are you?

Booty

You have a big butt

How do I look?

Do I look hot?
Do I look fat?
Does this look t tight?

 

 

How to respond when you are told you need to lose weight

Great comebacks if you are told to lose weight

Nobody wants to hear in front of family or friends, “You need to lose weight!” Being told in an inconsiderate way that you are overweight from your partner or family can be humiliating.

If they told you to shed pounds out of genuine concern for your health, it may be something to consider. If your boyfriend suggests that you should go on diet because you would look better, all I can say is you might look better with a new boyfriend.

Here are a few snappy comebacks that you might find useful next time someone mentions your weight. Of course, it will depend on who makes the comment, and how they say it, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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Kelly Clarkson was told she needed to lose some weight after giving birth

Kelly Clarkson was fat shamed after she gave birth to her daughter and kept the baby weight on. Katie Hopkins, an

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antagonistic British blogger, made cruel comments about Kelly’s weight saying, “Jesus, what happened to Kelly Clarkson? Did she eat all of her backing singers? “Look chubsters, Kelly Clarkson had a baby a year ago. That is no longer baby weight. That is carrot cake weight. Get over yourselves.”

Geez, it’s hard enough to manage looking after yourself and your baby after you’ve had a baby without people making rude public comments about your weight! Kelly handled herself with grace when she commented on the nasty tweets.

She doesn’t know me. I’m awesome! It doesn’t bother me. It’s a free world. Say what you will. I’ve just never cared what people think. It’s more if I’m happy and I’m confident and feeling good, that’s always been my thing. And more so now, since having a family – I don’t seek out any other acceptance. – Kelly Clarkson

Keep up the great attitude, Kelly!

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When people say you should lose weight

Jennifer Lopez was told to lose a few pounds

Jennifer Lopez was told to slim down

She is a curvy and beautiful Latino lady, but not everyone appreciated Jenn’s curves. She stood her ground and set a precedent for curvy women everywhere.

They didn’t bother me at all. But I got a lot of flak for it from people in the industry. They’d say, ‘You should lose a few pounds,’ or ‘You should do this or do that.’ It finally got to the point that I was like, ‘This is who I am. I’m shaped like this,’ ” Lopez said. “Everybody I grew up with looked like that, and they were all beautiful to me. I didn’t see anything wrong with it. I still don’t!

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What to say when you are called fat

Best ever comebacks if you are bullied for being fat

Mocking and humiliating someone for being overweight is hurtful and cruel. Every one of us has something different about us that people could make fun of. When you are overweight, when someone insults you it is usually the first thing they mention, they fat shame you.

If you are carrying a little extra weight, and you are tired of people making rude comments or insulting you, try one of our clever comebacks below.

If you can think of a better comeback, leave it in the comments below.

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Kate Winslet was bullied and called fat at school

Kate Winslet was bullied for being over weight at school
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During her We  Day speech at Wembley Area, Kate Winselt shared how she was picked on for being overweight in her school days.

I had been bullied at school. They called me Blubber. Teased me for wanting to act. Locked me in the cupboard. Laughed at me. I wasn’t the prettiest. I was even told that I might be lucky in my acting if I was happy to settle for the fat-girl parts. [Casting agents] would say, ‘You’re just not what we’re looking for Kate.’ I’d hear that a lot.

I didn’t lock myself away and give up on my dream. I fought back. I had to ignore the negative comments. I had to believe in myself. I had to choose to rise above it all, and I had to work hard. You have to be indestructible to do what you love, and believe that you are worth it. And sometimes that’s the hardest part. – Kate Winslet

Don’t listen to haters, carry on follow your dreams and keep living your life.

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J. K. Rowling talks about fat shaming women

JK Rowlings says stop bullying people for their weight
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Why do people treat being overweight as some kind of crime? J.K. Rowling shares her thoughts about the fat shaming.

“Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.

I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? I’m not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain…

You would think that JK Rowling’s accomplishments as the worlds best-selling author would be what people focus on, but she even has people commenting on her weight. Why are people more focused on a women’s weight than her accomplishments?

I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony, I bumped into a woman I hadn’t seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? ‘You’ve lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!’

‘Well,’ I said, slightly nonplussed, ‘the last time you saw me I’d just had a baby.’

What I felt like saying was, ‘I’ve produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Aren’t either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size?’ But no – my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate!

Tyra Banks was fat shamed by a tabloid

Tyra banks was fat shamed by a tabloid

A tabloid posted of Tyra Banks on the beach and made critical remarks about her weight and figure.

Tara responded on her live talk show telling the audience that the tabloid could, “Kiss my fat ass!” Go, Tyra!

Apparently, many models are very insecure about their bodies after having their appearance scrutinized constantly. Ms. Banks seems pretty confident to me, and so she should be, what a beautiful woman.

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