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Funny ways to turn down an invitation

March 18, 2018 by Drizzy

Maybe you have been asked out by someone and you just don’t want to go. You could make up some lame excuse but they will most likely ask you out again. You need to give a reason why you can’t make it that will let the person know that you are just aren’t interested.

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How to answer when someone asks if they will see you again

March 16, 2018 by Drizzy

If you go on a date with someone they may be into you, but you may not be into them. It can be uncomfortable when someone asks if they can see you again and you have no intention of doing so. It is probably kinder to let them know you won’t be seeing them anytime soon, rather than they hold out hope that there will be some big kick ass romance between the two of you. Here are afew things that you can say to let them know it’s just not going to happen.

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Clever comebacks when people make fun of your big nose

March 14, 2018 by Bryn

If you have a big nose you are probably used to the comments about having a big honker or schnoz.

A lot of people think that their nose is too big, too small or too bumpy. The unfortunate thing about having a big nose is it is hard to hide, you can’t tuck your nose behind your hair, it is right there in the middle of your face.

In Japan, having a big nose with a high bridge is considered attractive. Many Japanese people don’t like the low bridge on their nose and having a “tall nose” is considered to be physically appealing.

Next time someone makes a nasty remark about your big nose, shut them up with one of our great comebacks.

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Gisele Bündchen was told she would never make it as a model with her big nose

“I remember some people telling me my nose was too big or my eyes were too small, that I could never be on a magazine cover,” she told People magazine.

By Tiago Chediak – Flickr, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org

Giselle turned to her Dad for advice. “I told my dad, and he said, ‘Next time, tell them, I have a big nose and that comes with a big personality,’” she recalls. “At that point I felt, if I kept working hard and giving my best, it would all work out.”

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Funny replies when people ask how many people you have had sex with

March 7, 2018 by Drizzy

How many people have you slept with can be a very awkward question, especially if you have had more partners than your mate. You may not want to give away your exact number and prefer to give a vague answer.

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Funny replies if someone asks if all those kids belong to you

March 4, 2018 by Drizzy

When you have a large family, anytime you head out the door, you will get questions about your large family. No doubt you will get asked if all of those kids belong to you. Having a large family is a blessing, even if everyone can’t see it.

Large families are now a novelty now that most people have only two kids.

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Someone from school sent me an anonymous message online

March 3, 2018 by Bryn

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Bryn Connor, Founder, www.ishouldhavesaid.net

Hi, Bryn I really need your help!

On this Saharah web site, you can comment anything about another person anonymously.
I got a message saying:

Stop pretending to be someone your not. Your Instagram name is X you make it seem like you’re one of the cool kids and yet in real life, you barely speak and have a very limited group of friends.

I don’t know what to reply back?

plz help

Anonymous, Australia

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Hey,

Just because someone says something about you it doesn’t mean that it is true. The person saying it could be insecure, have their own agenda or have whack perceptions of the world.

When a person criticizes you, it is important to consider the source. If the village idiot said something about you, I am sure you wouldn’t listen and would ignore any feedback they had to offer on your life.

I wouldn’t respond, you don’t have anything to gain by responding to the comments. Pretend you didn’t see it and if anyone says anything to you in person, below are a few things you could say.

I am too busy with my real friends to worry what people are saying about me.
If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s gonnabe a while
You have the rest of your life to be a jerk why not take a day off?
It would be nice if your mouth had a snooze button.

Wishing you all good things.

Bryn

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Funny things to say when people stare at your boobs

February 27, 2018 by Drizzy

When a guy is staring at your chest and doesn’t look at your face it is not only bizarre, it is also rude. At first, you are probably a little shocked, but when you come back to your senses you probably let the guy know he should stop acting like a pervert. Here are some great things you can say to let the person know they should look at your face instead of your boobs.

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Comebacks when someone is spreading rumours about you

February 25, 2018 by Bryn

When you find out that someone has been spreading rumours and gossiping about you it can be devastating. You feel like your stomach drops and you can’t believe that it is really happening. It is even worse if the betrayal is from somebody you considered a friend and you don’t know who to trust.

When a person is spreading rumours they are trying to turn people against someone or seek social status and become popular. Spreading rumours about others is a form of bullying.

Whatever you put out into the world comes back to you, so the person gossiping about you will eventually get kicked in the ass by karma.

If you want to let the big mouth know that you are aware they are spreading rumours about you, here are a few things that you can say to shock them and shut them up.

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Demi Lavato, Photo By Frank Schwichtenberg

Demi Lavato regrets gossiping and spreading rumours in high school

Demi Lavato was bullied so severely that she left public school. Later on, she realized that by spreading rumours about others brought on some of the bullying to herself. At least can owns her bad behaviour.

There were things that I did in middle school that probably contributed to why girls treated me so poorly. I didn’t realize I was doing things that were also forms of bullying, like spreading rumors about people and gossiping. Gossip is essentially character assassination. When you spread rumors about someone, it’s a way of demoralizing them.- Demi Lavato

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Kind words for someone who is trying something new

February 24, 2018 by Drizzy

When someone is trying something new they may become discouraged on parts of their journey. When we really stretch ourselves there are going to be ups and downs on the road to success. If you want to offer some encouragement, use one of our supportive replies below.

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Clever comebacks when someone makes fun of your braces

February 20, 2018 by Bryn

Getting braces is a right of passage in the teenage years. Yeah, it definitely does suck to have huge amounts of metal shoved into your mouth by the Orthodontist, but you will be grateful in the long run when you have fabulous teeth.

Its bad enough that your mouth is cut up by the metal brackets of death without people making stupid comments calling you metal mouth. Of course, moronic people like to make the same old boring jokes about your braces, which aren’t funny after the fifth time you’ve heard the same stupid comment.

Next time somebody makes fun of your braces, use one of our great comebacks and shut them up.

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