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Funny replies when someone calls you a pain in the ass

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Funny replies when someone calls you a pain in the ass

Urban dictionary describes a pain in the ass as, “someone who has no purpose but to piss you off.” Have you purposely tried to drive someone crazy by getting up in their face or generally being annoying?

There are certain behaviours that people find annoying all over the globe. If you are doing any of the following you might be acting like a pain in the ass: talking excessively, talking loudly, hyper, overly pushy, interrupt conversations, call or text constantly, are demanding and act like a know it all. If you don’t want to be a pain in the arse, then do any of the above and you should be fine.

Sometimes you’re not the problem at all, the person you are talking to may have had very little sleep, broken up with his girlfriend and is not in the mood for any shenanigans. Perhaps they will appreciate your sparkly personality more on another day.

If people are giving you a hard time use one of our great comebacks below.

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What to say to someone who has an entitled attitude

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Clever replies to someone with an ENTITLED ATTITUDE

We’ve all met entitled people who believe that they are truly special and that the world owes them a favour. Entitled folks don’t think that the rules that apply to most of the population apply to them.

I was working in first class for an airline, we had two passengers who were upgraded from economy class, meaning they didn’t even pay for a first class airfare. The couple was so demanding that they expected better service than the real first class passengers (who were gracious and kind.) At the end of the flight, the man snapped his fingers at one of the air hostesses as if she was a dog, and should come running to cater to his needs.

When the flight attendant didn’t come right away, as she was helping someone else he became rude and belligerent thinking nothing of inconveniencing other full fare paying passengers.

You may have had enough if the entitled person in your life who refuses to compromise, continually takes without giving back or apologize after being a jerk. Sometimes you have to evaluate if it is worth having certain people in your life if they continually have bad behaviour.

If you want to let the entitled individual know that you have had enough or give them a wake-up call, try one of our clever comebacks below.

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Christian Bale is infamous for being an entitled jerk

Christian Bale can like an entitled movie star

Christian Bale is a talented actor but sometimes his acting pales in comparison to his off screen antics. A former publicist shared that he can be downright rude and unkind when fans come upto talk to him. He even, “”lecture little girls about being rude and intrusive until tears streamed down their faces, and their parents tugged them away from our table.”

A fan sent a letter to his house and he responded by faxing his publicist saying that the fab should be “eliminated,” and “A screwdriver thrust thru the eyeball into the brain prevents any screaming. Let me know how it goes.” Wow, what a lack of gratitude for the fans who actually made him famous.

We get that it must be annoying having people approach you when you’re not in the mood, butChristian seems to be forgetting that it is the fans who allowed him to have this great life.

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Ten things to say to someone who wants to quit

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How to encourage someone who wants to quit

We’ve all feel like quitting at certain points of any big undertaking, whether it be a university degree, an online business or a career goal.

When a person wants to quit, they get to a point where they feel they can’t go farther because things become boring, repetitive or too challenging. If they quit, they will be starting off fresh in a new situation, and will most likely find themselves in a similar reality as the one they left behind. The best solution is to break through the challenge barrier, change their thinking about the situation and keep and keep on going.

If they have tried to accomplish their goal, and the results aren’t coming it can be very frustrating. That’s when most people feel like quitting and giving up. Sometimes we need to change our approach and reevaluate the goal. Doing the same thing and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity.

You can’t do something for someone, all you can do is offer encouragement and support. Here are a few things you can say to someone who feels like quitting.

What to say when someone wants to quit

  1. It is a slow process but quitting won’t speed it up.
  2. When you think about quitting think about why you started.
  3. If you keep going you won’t regret it. If you give up you will.
  4. Winners are not people who never fail but people who never quit.
  5. The struggle is temporary, quitting is permanent.
  6. You’ve got what it takes but it will take everything you’ve go
  7. If your going to quit anything, quit being lazy, quit making excuses and quit waiting for the right time.
  8. You haven’t failed until you quit trying.
  9. If you are not excited about it, then it’s not the right path.
  10. The greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeeed is always to try one more time.

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What to say when you are called a spaz

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What to say if someone calls you a SPAZ

If someone calls you a spaz they probably see you as someone who overreacts and freaks out about minor things. Maybe you do get all wound up, hyper and “spaz out” as most of us do at some point in time.

Another definition of spaz is a person who is running around acting like a crazy person.

In the US, most people don’t know where the term spaz actually comes from. The word spaz originates comes from spastic cerebral palsy, a condition that causes the body to move in a jerky and stiff manner. In the UK spaz is considered a derogatory term and it is offensive to people with disabilities.

Next time you freak out and are acting jumping around, use one of our clever comebacks when people give you a hard time about it.

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RJ Mitte is an actor and a role model for people with disabilities

RJ Mitte is a role model for people with disabilities

RJ Mitte is an actor and a role model for people with disabilities

RJ Mitte is an actor and model who has cerebral palsy. He is famous for playing Flynn White on Breaking Bad. He seeks acting opportunities where he can showcase his disability and educate viewers.

When he was born, Mitte wasn’t breathing and it resulted in permanent brain damage. A few weeks after his birth he was adopted by Roy and Dina Mitte. When he was three years old he was diagnosed with cerebral palsy.

When he was a teenager his family moved to LA, where he started to pick up acting jobs. By the age of 13, he was financially supporting his family including his sister. RJ is a pretty remarkable guy.

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Great comebacks when people call you a freak

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Comebacks when someone calls you a freak

Urban Dictionary has a pretty good definition of freak, “A term that is a ‘catch-all’ for mainstream society to use to describe anyone who they may believe isn’t mainstream. Such as mallgoths, punks, hardcore kids, emos, metalheads, goths and whatnot… pretty much used to describe anyone wearing black. ”

There are a lot of basic beige people in the world who criticize or judge anybody who is a little bit different. Really, who wants to be ridiculously normal lacking any personality of their own? Those are the people who are afraid to stand out, take any risks and take any big challenges in their life.

If you look at any famous blogger, actor, singer or artist, they are all trying to promote what is unique or some would say freakish about them. It is your unique talents and differences that make you great. In a world with so much noise, you can’t possibly stand out and make a splash in the world if you are like everyone else. It’s time to get your freak on.

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These awesome celebrities were considered freaks before they made it big

Stephen King could be considered to be very weird. He is an infamous best selling Some people consider Stephen King to be weird
author who has been publishing fiction horror books for the last fifty years. He is known to put out a book a year and many of his books have been adapted into films.

The guy even lives in a house with gargoyles. If you met King you would think he is a little different and out there, but it’s that difference that makes him legendary.

Chris Angel Created Mindfreak to showcase his magicChris Angel is a celebrated magician illusionist made a living by freaking people out showcasing the impossible with his magic. One of his first illusions was making his mother float in their family den! Now, that’s pretty impressive!

Some would consider what Chris does weird, but he used unique talent for illusions has made him stand out and become one of the top talents in the world.

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