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Funny comebacks when you are called smarty pants

Urban dictionary defines smarty pants as someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way.

Smarty pants can be a cleaned up way of calling a person a smart ass, it is not a compliment, and they are basically telling you that you’re too smart for your own good.

Maybe you put in the time at school or your profession showed amazing discipline and took risks and created an amazing life for yourself. People who haven’t got anything going on always have something negative to say but nothing to contribute.

People will criticize and be envious, but they themselves are not willing to necessarily put in the work.Keep on shining bright and being who you are. Don’t let low level people upset you.
If you want to say something back, use one of our great comebacks below.

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What to say to someone who has stood you up

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When someone stands you up, it says so much more about them than it does about you. It basically tells you that the individual has very little respect for other people, acting that it is OK to treat people that way.

Jackson went to an elementary school with a kid called Kyle, who loved to stir up trouble, and sought attention without earning it.

Kyle was the kind of person who often had bad intent, and would cause drama in the class group chat, often personally against Jackson, who brushed it off. From this sly bullying behavior, Jackson never really liked Kyle, but time had moved on and they hadn’t seen each other for a couple of years.

Years later In high school, Jackson received a text from Kyle asking him to meet up because he wanted to discuss something with him. Jackson waited a day or so before responding and agreeing because truth be told, he really didn’t want to see Kyle, as he was so busy with school and his part-time job.

Out of kindness, he decided that he would go, thinking maybe Kyle had changed as a person. Truly, his old classmate couldn’t be worse than who he used to be, Jackson thought. They arranged to meet at a food court. Jackson brought a friend with him, so that if Kyle caused any trouble or “got-you pranks”, he would have an observer there.

Kyle was a no show that day, he stood Jackson up, with no communication, wasting Jackson’s time and flaming any revitalizing of the relationship. Kyle showed he hadn’t changed, in fact, he was still the same insignificant little turd that he had always been.

If someone stands you up without a valid reason or attempt to communicate correction and apology, don’t waste another minute of your life on that person again. They are not worth thinking about for even a moment of your precious time.

If the person contacts you after standing you up or being no show, here are a few things you can say to let them know they are irrelevant.

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What to say when someone makes fun of your teeth

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If people make rude comments about your teeth it can be embarrassing and hurtful. Not all of us have been blessed with perfect pearly whites or pencil straight teeth. For some people, no matter how much they brush their teeth they are not going to look as white as someone who is blessed with naturally perfect teeth.

The good news is that if you can afford it, you can get cosmetic dentistry and get the problem fixed immediately. The bad news is until you do so, your teeth are probably pretty visible every time you speak so there is nowhere to really hide, since your mouth is smack dab in the middle of your face.

I know some folks who are really conscious about the state of their teeth and smile with their mouth closed and cover their mouth when they speak, they do it without even realizing it.

When people shame others about their appearance is says more about them than it does about you.

Next time someone who isn’t a dentist makes rude comments about your teeth, use one of our clever comebacks below and shut them up.

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Funny replies when you are called irresponsible

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When people call you irresponsible, it could be because you are not doing what someone else thinks you should be doing.

People often have resistance if you don’t live your life according to their agenda. If you come from a family of three generations of dentists, they are not going to like it if you buck the trend and decide to become a media influencer. Your mom probably won’t appreciate your career choice, even if you point out that you are earning more than her by flogging shoes on Instagram.

In this day and age of political correctness and zealous people, you are going to sometimes get called irresponsible, whatever you say or do. When you don’t cater to someone else’s needs or opinions, you are going to get called out for offending someone or sharing your views that some would consider provocative.

It is important to live your life on your own terms as long as you are not physically hurting anyone else. Note, that doesn’t include them getting psychologically “hurt” by different thinking and perspectives. You only have so much time on the planet, and to make the most of your life you have to do what you want to do.

Next time someone calls you irresponsible or your opinions awful, humor them with a comeback from the list below, and keep on living your life on your terms.

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What to say to a shallow person

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Hanging out with a shallow person can be fun for a while, but it can also grow tiresome pretty quickly. Sure, we are all interested in superficial things when we’re 15. As you get older most people are more concerned with deeper issues. When all your friend can talk about is “Keeping up with the Kardashians”, they may no longer be a fit for you.

Shallow people focus on the appearance of things, and are constantly consumed with their social status and comparing themselves to others. They take selfies everywhere, and are overly preoccupied with what other people think of them. They are more concerned with the image they portray to the world, and they don’t actually care about the reality of their life, which may be in shambles.

A shallow person may be into you right now, but if something better comes along, they will ditch you like a hot potato. I once had a stunningly beautiful friend, who had the depth of a potted plant. She would use others to get invited to events, then would ditch them when she got there as soon as she saw someone more influential to talk to.

If you want to let someone know that you have had enough of their shallow behavior, use one of our great comebacks.

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