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Top ten comebacks for obnoxious people

What to say to an obnoxious person

Annoying and obnoxious people are everywhere; they are in line at the grocery store, at the movies, or even at your Thanksgiving dinner. Dealing with obnoxious individuals can be aggravating and can cause a lot of stress.

Obnoxious people don’t realize that they are the cause of the problem. They go through life clashing with everyone they come into contact with and have conflict in many of their relationships. They never figure out what they are doing wrong or why they don’t have many close friends.

Eden was excited to see an old friend from school who had moved away to a foreign country for a couple of years. Savannah was back in town, and Eden decided to invite her family over for a get together. They were both now 16 years old, and they were 14 the last time they saw each other.

As soon as Savannah arrived at her old friend’s house, she had a rude attitude towards everyone. She proceeded to insult the pie that Eden had made from scratch saying it was terrible. The rest of the time she was on her phone and ignored everyone in the group. She then stood up and said, “We should go. This is really boring.” The host family stared in shock, their lower jaw hanging open.

Some people are not worth the effort! When you clean your house, cook for someone, and welcome them into your home, you don’t expect to be insulted. When you witness shockingly bad behaviour, you decide that some people are not the kind of people you want to spend time with.

If you have had enough, here are a few snappy comebacks to get your point across.

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What to say to an obnoxious person

  1. Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up
  2. Is there an app I can download to make you go away?
  3. The level of your obnoxious is obnoxious.
  4. You should introduce your lower lip to your upper lip sometime and shut up!
  5. How do I block you in real life?
  6. You sir are the human version of period cramps.
  7. There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
  8. I like the noise you make when you shut the up.
  9. It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass.
  10. Damn bitch. Are you a smoke detector cause you are really f*cking loud and annoying.

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Kanye West has had a lot of obnoxious behaviour over the years

Kanye West by David Shankbone, Wikipedia

The world would be a better place if Kanye West kept to rapping and gave up the obnoxious trash talk. When he isn’t interrupting award speeches, he’s social media stirring up drama. Kanye has to constantly apologize to other celebrities for his bad behaviour, you would think he would eventually realize that he is better off keeping his mouth shut.

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Top ten comebacks for troublemakers

Check out what to say to a TROUBLEMAKER

Have you ever had to deal with someone who is manipulative and loves to cause trouble? Every office or school has a troublemaker, and causing drama is their unique calling. Having to deal with a troublemaker can make you not want to attend an event, work, or school.

Troublemakers like to stir up controversy by spreading gossip and starting rumors about people, and then they turn around and act all innocent, claiming they were only trying to help the situation.

Here are a few snappy comebacks to let the troublemaker know you are onto them and their manipulative behaviour.

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What to say to a troublemaker

  1. Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
  2. Don’t tell me what they said about me, tell me why they were so comfortable saying it around you.
  3. I see you brought your extra large spoon to stir up trouble.
  4. You don’t like drama? Funny how your name comes up as executive producer on every single episode around you!
  5. I  am returning your nose. I found it in my business.
  6. Stop creating a drama and then complaining about it.
  7. It is actually pretty easy not to be a shitty human being. Try it sometime.
  8. So, let me get this straight, you talk shit about me then you make it into MY problem when I say something.
  9. If drama follows you wherever you go. Maybe you are the drama.
  10. I hope one day you choke on all the shit you talk.

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Kevin O’Leary is known for being a troublemaker

Kevin O’Leary via Wikipedia

Kevin O’Leary, a businessman, author and television personality is known for being a troublemaker and insulting guests on his show. He has appeared on The Lang and O’Leary Exchange, Dragon’s Den and Shark Tank.

On the Lang Leary Kevin reaches a new low as he badgers a 14-year-old Rachel Parent in a debate regarding GMO food labeling. Kevin is patronizing doesn’t acknowledge her point that there should be responsible testing of GMO and non-GMO products.

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Top Ten Comebacks for Bullies

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There is nothing worse than a bully; a bully is really a coward, who gangs up with others to torment people. Bullies pick innocent victims who have done nothing to deserve the harassment being directed towards them.

Sometimes the bully has a halo effect even though they are a real jerk and the teachers and the school think that they are a great kid. These are the hard ones to catch, like the captain of the football team who has the support of the school and the students.

If you are being bullied, please tell a trusted adult what is going on so they can get you some help. The person you talk to does not have to be your parent but someone who can help you figure out what to do.

You may feel like you are being left out or picked on at school, but it won’t be like this forever. Great things are ahead for you in the future.

In the meantime, may all the bad karma that bullies inflict on others come back and bite them in the ass.

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Top ten comebacks for bullies

  1. Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.
  2. Thank you for your brilliant portrayal of a self-centered asshole in the movie of my life.
  3. It’s impressive that you’re flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and head up your ass at the same time.
  4. You should really come with a warning label.
  5. Breaking news just in: You’re an asshole!
  6. I finally got the last knife of the set you’ve been stabbing in my back all these years. Heads up: I re gift.
  7. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you a sociopath. I thought you already knew.
  8. Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
  9. Thanks for teaching me how sick and cruel a person can be.
  10. Since narcissistic is too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?
When a bully doesn't like you, it is one less person you have to be nice to.

Entrepreneur Elon Musk was Bullied Growing up

Some kids get bullied for being different, they are creative, smart and not afraid to have a point of view.

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Elon Musk was one of those kids, he was bullied horribly during his school days in South Africa.

Maye Musk said of her son “he was the youngest and smallest guy in his school” and that he was picked on all the time.

“It’s pretty rough in South Africa,” he says. “If you’re getting bullied, you still have to go to school. You just have to get up in the morning and go. He hated it so much.” -Elon’s brother, Kimbal Musk

If so, tell that kid the story of Elon Musk. Today, the world knows Musk as a wealthy, imaginative genius — the man who is making electric cars mainstream and putting rockets in space.

Musk survived the bullying with the support of his family, and having the belief he could do great things. The other thing that saved him was computers and creating businesses.

Today he is known as one of the founders of PayPal and the founder of Tesla.

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If you are being bullied, do not let it define your future. You are capable of accomplishing amazing things. Elon overcame horrendous bullying and showed all of the haters what he is capable of.

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Top Ten Comebacks for Jerks

Great comebacks for JERKS

We have all met a jerk who makes every situation difficult and never realizes that they are the problem. You don’t have to try to win over the haters; after all, you are not the jerk whisperer. Life is way too short to spend your valuable time dealing with jerks. Sometimes a jerk will have it out for you for no reason. They may verbally attack you, belittle you in public, or embarrass you.

I went to pick up my nephew from school one day. One of the parents, a 40-year-old jerk, was on the playground. I had heard about him from others, putting kids down while elevating his own kid to look better.

My nephew was applying to a high school that was challenging to get into at the time. This guy said to him, “Do you really think that you will be in the 20 percent who will get accepted?” I just couldn’t believe that an adult could be so unkind to a kid!

If you can get the jerk out of your life, do so as soon as possible. Don’t waste your precious time thinking about the idiot.

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If you get tired of putting up with the jerk and their nasty behavior, here are a few snappy comebacks to let them know they need to back off.

Top ten snappy comebacks for jerks

  1. You have the rest of your life to be a jerk, why not take today off?
  2. Jesus loves you but everyone thinks you’re a jerk.
  3. Oh, I heard you. I just don’t care.
  4. Remember that time you shut the f*uck up? Me neither
  5. The jerk store called, they’re running out of you.
  6. I would love to insult you but I’m afraid I wouldn’t do as well as nature did.
  7. You’re the reason nobody likes you.
  8. You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
  9. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
  10. Your dick belongs in your pants, not your personality.

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I received this email from a jerk

An Email I received from a jerk

This email made me laugh because this guy was such a jerk and yet he couldn’t see it.

He comes to a website with free content and then complains he has to scroll down slightly on his phone. Talk about first world problems, imagine if Mark had to walk a mile to a well to get water for his family.

It would have taken him a lot longer to find the web page to submit a comment than to scroll down past a couple of lines of text. We all have a choice of how we chose to spend time on this planet, some petty people spend their lives majoring in minor things.

Everyone has to deal with haters in their lives. I sent Mark the following message.

reply to an email hater

I should have said, “You have the rest of your life to be a jerk, why not take today off?”

They say that every bad situation contains the seed of good as well. I was thinking of ways to expand my content and Mark has just given me the idea to share emails from morons to prove a point.

Thanks, Mark!

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Justin Timberlake had to deal with a lot of jerks in high school

Justin Timberlake, Gage Skidmore, Wikipedia Commons

Singer Justin Timberlake wasn’t so popular growing up because he preferred music to football and in the
state of Tennessee, where he grew up, that just wasn’t considered cool. He’s pretty popular with the ladies now, but he reveals he was picked on all the time at school and he had I had terrible acne and weird hair. When Justin was on the Ellen Dengeneres show he said, “The thing about life … is …… is … everything … you feel makes you weird is essentially what’s gonna make you sexy as an adult…. When you’re a kid I think you try so hard to fit in and when you get older you realize that fitting in isn’t really the thing that’s more interesting…. I would not be here if I would have listened to the kids who told me I was a terrible singer and I was a sissy…. Be different.”

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Top Ten Comebacks for People who Keep bothering You

What to say if someone won't stop BOTHERING YOU

Dealing with annoying people is an inevitable part of life. There will be times you need to stand up for yourself and times when it is better to walk away. After all, you don’t have to attend every argument you are invited to.

Difficult people usually have the same behaviour around other people, not just you. You can start wondering why this is happening to you, but it is their problem. They probably have many difficult relationships in their life.

If someone is continually bothering you, it is important to set boundaries and let the person know. You can let them know what you find acceptable, what you don’t, and what you are not willing to tolerate.

Maya had spent a year dealing with her negative father who would contradict everything she said and continually make negative judgments about her life. She had learned to stop reacting to the criticism, but when her father crossed the line, she always had a few one-liners in her pocket to let her dad know his behaviour was not OK.

Here are some snappy comebacks to let the person know that you want to be left alone.

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Top Ten Comebacks for People who Keep bothering You

  1. Please do not disturb I am disturbed enough already.
  2. Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
  3. How do I block you in real life?
  4. You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
  5. If I throw a stick, will you go away?
  6. No…you’re not bothering me. In fact, I stopped listening to you about 10 minutes ago!
  7. You go girl! And don’t come back!
  8. Don’t think of it as goodbye. Think of it as a chance to stop bothering me.
  9. Go away, I’m too sober to deal with you.
  10. Please go away I’m introverting.

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