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What to say when someone calls you an asshole

Urban dictionary says an asshole is, “Anyone who doesn’t do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.” A lot of people can get pretty annoyed when you are not doing what they want for their personal agenda.

If you have been an asshole own it, apologize and move on. If you’re not really being an asshole, you may want to use one of comebacks below.

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Clever comebacks if someone calls you angry

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When people call you angry it is probably because you are in bad and pissed off mood. Maybe you are taking out your emotions on those around you.

Some folk like to try and push your buttons, wind you up, get you and angry and then tell you to calm down.

When someone is trying to trigger you or piss you off it is better not to respond or give them the emotional response they were hoping for.

You can’t control what other people do, especially when they are trying to drive you crazy, but you can control your reaction to them. Some folks are just not worth being upset or angry about.

Next time someone calls you angry, just smile and calmly use one of our great comebacks.

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What to say when someone says that they hate you

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There are haters everywhere, all over all the world. Anytime you step out of your comfort zone and do something 30 percent of people will like it, 30 percent of people won’t like it and 30 percent of folks won’t care. (Who knows what happened to the other 10 percent). I have experienced this with the web site, people hating on me for what I have created.

When some jerk mouths off, “I hate you!” you can either respond with a comeback or let it go because he might be part of the 30 percent of the hater population. If you are continually being picked on, you can use a comeback to let the person know that you are not a doormat who can be walked all over. Often after responding with a few comebacks, and making the bully look like a fool, they move on to another target.

Below we have some great comebacks for the haters in this world. Use your comeback and let them know that they can spread their hate elsewhere.

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Taylor Swift was picked on by mean girls at school

Taylor Swift found herself suddenly unpopular in middle school when she was picked on by a group of mean girls. “Junior high was actually sort of hard because I got dumped by this group of popular girls,” the singer-songwriter, 19, told Teen Vogue She said of the mean teens, “They didn’t think I was cool or pretty enough, so they stopped talking to me.”

Taylor liked a style of music that wasn’t popular where she lived, which gave the bullies another reason to single her out. “The kids at school thought it was weird that I liked country [music],” she says. “They’d make fun of me.” Taylor can look back on this time on her life with a positive perspective. She says, “Really, if I hadn’t come home from school miserable every day, maybe I wouldn’t have been so motivated to write songs. I should probably thank them!”

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What to say when someone says f*ck you!

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What can you say when some rude person blurts out, “f*ck you!”

You might want to shut the person up and embarrass them if they say this to you in front of a group of people.

The phrase “fuck you” has a few different meanings:

1) It can be used as an insult, in a way to put another person down.

2) It can be an expression of sexual desire towards another individual.

3) It can be a way to tell someone to leave or that you don’t like them

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What to say when someone calls you nasty

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Have you ever had someone flip out at you, get mad and call you nasty? Most likely, it was because you didn’t respond in a way that they wanted you to.

One of our readers had been waiting in line for five minutes to pay when someone pushed in front of him. He politely mentioned that the start of the line was behind him to the woman who butted in line. Even though the woman was in the wrong, she called him nasty and a bunch of other four letter words.

Next time someone calls you nasty because you are not cooperating with their agenda, use one of our clever comebacks.

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