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Top ten comebacks for obnoxious people

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Annoying and obnoxious people are everywhere; they are in line at the grocery store, at the movies or even at your Thanksgiving dinner. Dealing with obnoxious individuals can be very aggravating and can cause a lot of stress.

Obnoxious people don’t realize that they are the cause of the problem. They go through life clashing with everyone they come into contact with and have conflict in many of their relationships. They never seem to figure out what they are doing wrong or why they don’t have many close friends.

Eden was excited to see an old friend from school who had moved away to a foreign country for a couple of years. Savannah was back in town, Eden decided to invite her family over for a get together. They were both now 16 years old, last time they saw each other they were 14.

As soon as Savannah arrived at her old friend’s house she had a rude attitude towards everyone. She proceeded to insult the pie that Eden had made from scratch saying it was terrible. The rest of the time she just sat on her phone and ignored everyone in the group. She then stood up and said, “We should go this is really boring.” The host family all just stared in shock, their lower jaw hanging open.

Some people are just not worth the effort! When you clean your house, cook for someone and welcome them into your home you don’t expect to be insulted. When you witnessing shockingly bad behaviour you decide that some people are just not the kind of people you want to spend time with.

If you have had enough, here are a few snappy comebacks to get your point across.

What to say to an obnoxious person

  1. Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up
  2. Is there an app I can download to make you go away?
  3. The level of your obnoxious is obnoxious.
  4. You should introduce your lower lip to your upper lip sometime and shut up!
  5. How do I block you in real life?
  6. You sir are the human version of period cramps.
  7. There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
  8. I like the noise you make when you shut the f*ck up.
  9. It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass.
  10. Damn bitch. Are you a smoke detector cause you are really f*cking loud and annoying.

Kanye West has had a lot of obnoxious behaviour over the years

Kanye West by David Shankbone, Wikipedia

The world would be a better place if Kanye West kept to rapping and gave up the obnoxious trash talk. When he isn’t interrupting award speeches, he’s social media stirring up drama. Kanye has to constantly apologize to other celebrities for his bad behaviour, you would think he would eventually realize that he is better off keeping his mouth shut.

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Top ten comebacks for someone who won’t shut up

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Are you ever overwhelmed with the urge to tell someone to shut up? There are chatty people who engage in genuine conversations which is fine, but non stop talkers who talk at you are frustrating and exhausting.

Some people monopolize conversations, stopping anyone else from getting a word in. Often, the conversation hog doesn’t get to the point or goes off on tangents driving their listeners crazy. The funny thing is that they don’t even notice that they have lost their audience.

If you can’t take it anymore, here are a few things you can say to let the windbag know that you have had enough.

What to say to someone who won’t shut up

  1. Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up.
  2. You sound so sexy, when you’re not talking.
  3. You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
  4. You know what’s funny. Not you, so shut up.
  5. It’s never too late to shut up and mind your own business.
  6. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
  7. If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart.
  8. It’s time to shut up. If I wanted your opinion all of the time I would have married you.
  9. In case you didn’t see the look I just gave you. Shut up!
  10. Remember that time you shut the f*uck up? Me neither.

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Top ten comebacks for troublemakers

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Use our top ten snappy comebacks when dealing with someone who is always causing trouble.Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Have you ever had to deal with someone who is manipulative and loves to cause trouble? Every office or school has a troublemaker and causing drama is their unique calling. Having to deal with a troublemaker can make you not want to attend an event, work or go to school.

Troublemakers like to stir up controversy by spreading gossip and starting rumors about people, then they turn around and act all innocent claiming they were only trying to help the situation.

Here are a few snappy comebacks to let the troublemaker know you are onto them and their manipulative behaviour.

What to say to a troublemaker

  1. Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
  2. Don’t tell me what they said about me, tell me why they were so comfortable saying it around you.
  3. I see you brought your extra large spoon to stir up trouble.
  4. You don’t like drama? Funny how your name comes up as executive producer on every single episode around you!
  5. I  am returning your nose. I found it in my business.
  6. Stop creating a drama and then complaining about it.
  7. It is a actually pretty easy not to be a shitty human being.Try it sometime.
  8. So, let me get this straight, you talk shit about me then you make it into MY problem when I say something.
  9. If drama follows you wherever you go. Maybe you are the drama.
  10. I hope one day you choke on all the shit you talk.

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Kevin O’Leary is known for being a troublemaker

Kevin O’Leary via Wikipedia

Kevin O’Leary, a businessman, author and television personality is known for being a troublemaker and insulting guests on his show. He has appeared on The Lang and O’Leary Exchange, Dragon’s Den and Shark Tank.

On the Lang Leary Kevin reaches a new low as he badgers a 14-year-old Rachel Parent in a debate regarding GMO food labeling. Kevin is patronizing doesn’t acknowledge her point that there should be responsible testing of GMO and non-GMO products.

 

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Comebacks for someone who always makes excuses

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Use our great comebacks when somebody is constantly making excuses for something. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

Are you tired of someone in your life who constantly makes excuses for their behavior or lack of results? Some folks have an excuse for everything, and they are always pointing the finger and blaming others for all of the disappointment in their lives.

Actor, Jamie Foxx, grew up in Terrell, Texas, where he experienced racial discrimination as a black child growing up in a segregated community. He was abandoned by his own parents and raised by his mother’s foster parents. Even though his own father lived 28 miles away, he didn’t visit or make contact with Jamie while he was growing up.

Jamie began playing the piano when he was five years of age, he was at the top of his class academically and became a school basketball player and quarterback on the high school team. He also sang in a band and a choir. He worked hard and has gone on to become a triple threat a comedian, an actor, and a singer.

Even after he became famous, his parents still weren’t interested in having a relationship with him. If anybody deserves to feel hard done by and making excuses it’s Jamie Foxx. He doesn’t complain, he just keeps going and reaching for new goals.

If you don’t want to hear lame excuses anymore, here are a few snappy comebacks you can say to shut the person up.

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Top ten comebacks for put downs

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What to say when someone puts you down. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Do you know someone who is always putting other people down? Next time they insult you, be ready for them by remembering one of these snappy comebacks.

  1. Those penis enlargement pills are working. You are twice the dick you were yesterday.
  2. I’d like to see your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
  3. Oh, you think you know everything? Well here is something you don’t know, you’re annoying.
  4. If you have a problem with me, then cry me a river and drown yourself in it.
  5. You would be much more likeable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
  6. I was going to give you a nasty look but I see that you already have one.
  7. I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse.
  8. In order for you to insult me I would have to value your opinion. Nice try though.
  9.  If you think you’re so hot, why don’t you go fuck yourself.
  10. I farted… that’s as close as you’re going to get to me giving a shit.

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Top Ten Comebacks for Bullies

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est ever snappy comebacks for bullies. Check out our best ever snappy comebacks for bullies. Check out our top ten comeback lists www.ishouldhavesaid.net

There is nothing worse than a bully; a bully is really a coward, who gangs up with others to torment people. Bullies try to pick innocent victims who have done nothing to deserve the harassment being directed towards them.

Sometimes the bully has a halo effect, even though they are a real jerk the teachers and the school think that they are a great kid. These are the hard ones to catch, like the captain of the football team who has the support of the school and the students.

If you are being bullied, please tell a trusted adult what is going on so they can get you some help. The person you talk to does not have to be your parent, but someone who can help you figure out what to do.

You may feel like you are being left out or picked on at school, but it won’t be like this forever. Great things are ahead for you in the future.

In the meantime, may all the bad karma that bullies inflict on others come back and bite them in the ass.

Top ten comebacks for bullies

  1. Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.
  2. Thank you for your brilliant portrayal of a self-centered asshole in the movie of my life.
  3. It’s impressive that you’re flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and head up your ass at the same time.
  4. You should really come with a warning label.
  5. Breaking news just in: You’re an asshole!
  6. I finally got the last knife of the set you’ve been stabbing in my back all these years. Heads up: I re gift.
  7. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you a sociopath. I thought you already knew.
  8. Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
  9. Thanks for teaching me how sick and cruel a person can be.
  10. Since narcissistic is too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?

Entrepreneur Elon Musk was Bullied Growing up

Some kids get bullied for being different, they are creative, smart and not afraid to have a point of view.

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Elon Musk was one of those kids, he was bullied horribly during his school days in South Africa.

Maye Musk said of her son “he was the youngest and smallest guy in his school” and that he was picked on all the time.

“It’s pretty rough in South Africa,” he says. “If you’re getting bullied, you still have to go to school. You just have to get up in the morning and go. He hated it so much.” -Elon’s brother, Kimbal Musk

If so, tell that kid the story of Elon Musk. Today, the world knows Musk as a wealthy, imaginative genius — the man who is making electric cars mainstream and putting rockets in space.

Musk survived the bullying with the support of his family, and having the belief he could do great things. The other thing that saved him was computers and creating businesses.

Today he is known as one of the founders of PayPal and the founder of Tesla.

If you are being bullied, do not let it define your future. You are capable of accomplishing amazing things. Elon overcame horrendous bullying, and showed all of the haters what he is capable of,

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Top Ten Comebacks for Jerks

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We have all met a jerk who makes every situation difficult and never realizes that they are the problem. You don’t have to try to win over the haters; after all, you are not the jerk whisperer.

Life is way too short to spend your valuable time dealing with jerks. Sometimes a jerk will have it out for you for no reason, they may verbally attack, try to belittle you in public or try to embarrass you.

I went to pick up my nephew from school one day, on the playground was a 40 year old jerk, one of the parents. I had heard about him from others, putting kids down while elevating his own kid to look better.

My nephew was applying to a high school that was challenging to get into at the time. This guy said to him, “Do you really think that you will be in the twenty percent who will actually get accepted?” I just couldn’t believe that an adult could be so unkind to a kid!

If you can get the jerk out of your life do so as soon as possible do so, don’t waste your precious time thinking about the idiot.

If you get tired of putting up with the jerk and their nasty behavior, here are a few snappy comebacks to let them know they need to back off.

Top ten snappy comebacks for jerks

  1. You have the rest of your life to be a jerk, why not take today off?
  2. Jesus loves you but everyone thinks you’re a jerk.
  3. Oh, I heard you. I just don’t care.
  4. Remember that time you shut the f*uck up? Me neither
  5. The jerk store called, they’re running out of you.
  6. I would love to insult you but I’m afraid I wouldn’t do as well as nature did.
  7. You’re the reason nobody likes you.
  8. You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
  9. Your dick belongs in your pants, not your personality.
  10. I love the sound you make when you shut up.

I received this email from a jerk

I received this email from a jerk

The email made me laugh because this guy was such a jerk and yet he couldn’t see it.

He comes to a website with free content and then complains he has to scroll down slightly on his phone. Talk about first world problems, imagine if the Mark had to walk a mile to a well to get water for his family.

It would have taken him a lot longer to find the page to submit a comment than to scroll down past a couple of lines of text. We all have a choice of how we chose to spend time on this planet, some people spend their lives majoring in minor things.

Everyone has to deal with haters in their lives. I sent Mark the following message.

reply to an email hater

I should have said, “You have the rest of your life to be a jerk, why not take today off?”

They say that every bad situation contains the seed of good as well. I was thinking of ways to expand my content and Mark has just given me the idea to share emails from morons to prove a point.

Thanks, Mark!

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Justin Timberlake had to deal with a lot of jerks in high school

Justin Timberlake, Gage Skidmore, Wikipedia Commons

Singer Justin Timberlake wasn’t so popular growing up because he preferred music to football and in the
state of Tennessee, where he grew up, that just wasn’t considered cool. He’s pretty popular with the ladies now, but he reveals he was picked on all the time at school and he had I had terrible acne and weird hair. When Justin was on the Ellen Dengeneres show he said, “The thing about life … is …… is … everything … you feel makes you weird is essentially what’s gonna make you sexy as an adult…. When you’re a kid I think you try so hard to fit in and when you get older you realize that fitting in isn’t really the thing that’s more interesting…. I would not be here if I would have listened to the kids who told me I was a terrible singer and I was a sissy…. Be different.”

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Top Ten Comebacks for People who Keep bothering You

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Use these top ten ocmebacks when people keep bothering you. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavesaid.net .

Dealing with annoying people is an inevitable part of life. There will be times you need to stand up for yourself and times when it is better to walk away, after all, you don’t have to attend every argument you are invited to.

Difficult people usually have the same behaviour around other people, not just you. You can start wondering why this is happening to you, but it is their problem, and they probably have many difficult relationships in their life.

If someone is continually bothering you, it is important to set boundaries and let the person know. You can let them know what you find acceptable and what you don’t and what you are not willing to tolerate.

Maya had spent year’s dealing with her negative father who would contradict everything she said and continually make negative judgments about her life. She had learned to stop reacting to the criticisms, but when her father crossed the line, she always had a few one-liners in her pocket to let her dad know his behaviour was not OK.

Here are some snappy comebacks to let the person know that you want to be left alone.

Top Ten Comebacks for People who Keep bothering You

  1. Please do not disturb I am disturbed enough already.
  2. Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
  3. How do I block you in real life?
  4. You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
  5. If I throw a stick, will you go away?
  6. No…you’re not bothering me. In fact, I stopped listening to you about 10 minutes ago!
  7. You go girl! And don’t comeback!
  8. Don’t think of it as goodbye. Think of it as a chance to stop bothering me.
  9. Go away, I’m too sober to deal with you.
  10. Please go away I’m introverting.

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Top ten comebacks for a know it all

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We have all met them, the guy or girl who won’t stop talking offering up unwanted advice and thinks that they know it all. Whatever you say, they know better or claim they done better blah, blah, blah.

There is nothing worse than getting cornered at a party by a know it all, who offers all sorts of unsolicited advice. They discount other people’s comments and suggestions because theirs are better.

Jason attended a Meetup group to meet new people who owned online business. He was hoping to meet new people who were at the same level as he was or further along the path.

Jason was introduced to someone at the event who told him that having a blog wouldn’t work, it wasn’t possible to make money from blogs anymore. He laughed to himself because he was making money every day from his blog. He could tell the know it all was argumentative and he didn’t want to waste his energy debating whether or not blogs could make money, so he changed the topic.

Jason shared that it was interested in becoming an Amazon seller. The know it all told him that it would never work, you can’t make money selling on Amazon and don’t even waste your time trying. The funny thing was the know it all didn’t have an online business, and he was acting as if he was an expert on the topic when his results showed otherwise.

If you don’t want to listen to the know it all warble on, try one of our clever comebacks below.

Top ten comebacks for know it alls

  1. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  2. Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the f**k up.
  3. You would argue with a fence post.
  4. Being right isn’t nearly as important as knowing when to shut up.
  5. Rather than us agreeing to disagree why don’t you just be quiet.
  6. Try being informed instead of being opinionated.
  7. Everything we hear is an opinion not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective not a truth.
  8. Open your mind not your mouth.
  9. Since you know everything, then you know you’re an asshole.
  10. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it!  Continue while I take notes.

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Great comebacks when someone tells you to calm down

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Clever comebacks when someone tells you to calm down. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Have you ever had an annoying friend or relative purposely get you all worked up and angry and then tell you to calm down? Yeah, they know how to push your buttons and deliberately irritate you, then they act all sweet and innocent like they have your best interests at heart.

Someone telling you to calm down is basically insinuating that you’re crazy for reacting in the way you did. Having someone order you about when you are pissed off makes the situation worse.

When your buttons have been pushed, and steam is hissing from your ears, use one of our clever comebacks to let them know their behavior is not OK.

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