When people make fun of you for being flat chested it can be hurtful and embarrassing. Everyone develops at different times and maybe you are a little behind your friends in the chest department.
Sure, there are guys out there who are obsessed with big breasts but there are a lot who are happy with an A cup.
If you are being teased about being flat chested, try one of our comebacks below. Go ahead, and tell us what you think is the best comeback.
Vote for the best comeback for being called flat chested
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was bullied for being flat chested
All of us go through an awkward stage at some point in our life, even supermodels like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. We all look at Rosie and think that she she could never have anything issues with her looks, but she told GQ magazine she was the target of school bullies because of her awkward appearance
I was a bit of an Ugly Betty when I was 15. I would go to castings in trainers, with braids, a ton of makeup, plucked eyebrows… I had braces.
I used to get called tit lips—because I had big lips but no breasts. And then I was called kipper [fish] lips. –Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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When you are dealing with being called flat-chested by others and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.
Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home.
Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.
20 Responses
This one’s for males:
Whereas you grow breasts bigger than any woman.
At least it’s more than what’s in your pants.
Yessss
YASSSSS I LOVE THAT COME BACK I WILL USE THAT FOR MY COUSIN.
I love this comback so much?
Omg, bruh that’s the best one yet.
I’m happy about it at least I don’t have big knockers that can hit your face if your not careful enough
I think you need to get those eyes of yours tested.
(I have fairly big breasts but yet people very occasionally call me flat, so yeah.)
To say to girls: Oh really? I thought my bosoms matched up with yours.But them again. That would mean I was a boy.
At least my boobs are bigger than your future
“Not as flat as your jokes”
My boobs are bigger than your personality
At my school are all the girls that say your flat chested even my best friend makes fun of other girls and me
heres a good one at least their flatter than your ego!!
Oh really!! I didn’t realize?!
“Look in a mirror and tell that to yourself”
My boobs are bigger than ur brain therefore ur brain ain’t that big.
I’ve used that one so many times and the reaction I always get is priceless
What do you mean? (make them have to explain what they mean with it and keep acting like you dont get what they mean, they will start feeling dumb)