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Top Ten Savage Comebacks

Top ten savage comebacks

Urban Dictionary defines savage as, “someone who does not care about the Consequences of his or her actions.” Usually the savage will do things that make other people say, “What the f*ck? Are you crazy?” It has been overused to mean other things, but this is the original meaning.

“Mike Tyson is a straight up Savage.” Urban Dictionary

Now I am certainly not telling you to act like a savage and run around and bite people’s ears off like Mike Tyson. If someone has been cruel and nasty and you have had enough, you need a comeback that will shut the person up once and for all, so look no further.
These are savage comebacks you wouldn’t want to use every day. These are reserved for really nasty people.

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Top Ten Savage Comebacks

  1. You can’t Photoshop personality.
  2. The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real heroes.
  3. People who have no life always try to create drama in yours.
  4. I’m not pefect but atleast I’m not you.
  5. You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?
  6. Your death with probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time.
  7. You’re like a bag of Pampers, self absorbed and full of sh*t.
  8. Revenge is not in my plans… You’ll screw yourself on your own.
  9. I hope you don’t choke on all that rubbish you talk.

Rhianna was picked on for not being black enough

Rihanna Via Wikipedia

Rihanna was mocked for not being “black enough”, her skin color was lighter than her classmates. Rhianna says that  she has gained personal strength from her bullying: “But I’m not victimized—I’m grateful. I think those experiences were strategically put together by God for the preparation of being in the music industry. It’s so easy for me to deal with the bullsh*t.  Read more

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What’s a good comeback when someone says suck my dick

Funny comebacks when someone says suck my dick

Ask Bryn

Bryn Connor

What should I say when someone says, “suck my dick” in front of a bunch of people. I need a good answer.

Sumin, Malaysia

Hey Sumin,

When someone makes a comment like that in front of a bunch of people, you want to come up with a witty answer quickly.  The best thing to do is  put the spotlight back on the person who asked the question.

Hopefully, you will like one of the comebacks below.

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Wait your turn. I am not finished with your mum.
No thanks, I have a toothpick already.
I would, but from what I hear I'd need a magnifying glass to find it.
No thanks, I choke on small bones!

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You`re just so…. – How to respond to insults

READ and VOTE on the best snappy comebacks

We have all beeYou`re just so...n caught off guard, sometimes hurt, when someone makes a nasty comment. Below are some of the most common character assaults somebody might say you, and awesome snappy comebacks to the insults – at the links. Next time your bitchy cousin or moronic brother in law calls you selfish, clumsy or weird, you can be prepared with a funny clever comeback.

Help us by voting for what you think its the best comeback to the rude comments below.

You’re so…

You’re so angry
You’re so annoying
You’re such an asshole!
You’re such a bitch
You’re so blunt
You’re so bossy
You’re so clumsy
You’re so conceited
You’re a control freak
You’re so crazy
You’re so critical
You’re are in denial
You’re such a drama queen
You’re so fake
You’re so fat
You’re such a flirt
You’re so funny
You’re so funny looking
You’re such a gold digger
You’re such a gossip
You’re so gross
You’re such an idiot
You’re so immature
You’re so irritable
You’re so irritating
You’re so jealous
You’re such a know it all
Your so lazy
You’re such a liar

You’re so… Continued

You’re a loser
You’re so messy
You’re so miserable
You’re so moody
You’re such a moron
You’re such a nag
You’re so nasty!
You’re so negative
You’re such a nerd
You’re so obsessed with work
You’re so predictable
You’re such a procrastinator
You’re really quiet aren’t you?
You’re so rude
You are so sarcastic
You’re so self-absorbed
You’re so selfish
You’re so shy
You’re so skinny
You’re so slow
You’re such a slut
You’re such a smart ass
You’re so stubborn
You’re so stuck up
You’re so stupid
You’re so two-faced
You’re so ugly
You’re so uptight
You’re so vulgar
You’re so weird

Comebacks when someone says you’re wrong

Great replies when you are told you're wrong

When you are talking to a friend or family member and you disagree about a subject, they may blurt out ”You’re wrong!”

You may find yourself annoyed that they aren’t listening to you or that they are so pig-headed they only see one side of an argument.

You have to decide if it is worth putting in the effort to change their mind. In life, you have to pick your battles about what you get wound up about and what you let go of.

If you want to let the person know you don’t agree and that they are actually the one who is wrong, use one of our clever comebacks and shut them up, at least temporarily.

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NO. You're wrong. So just sit there in you're wrongness and be wrong.
Yes, your opinion matters. But not to me!
I see no point in arguing with you. You do a fine job of proving your complete ignorance on your own.
You're entitled to your incorrect opinion.

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How to answer when someone calls you two faced

How to respond when you are called TWO FACED

If someone calls you two-faced, they are saying that you are not trustworthy and could be a backstabber.

Maybe you act one way with one group of friends and one way with another group. Some people look for anything to criticize and will complain no matter what you do. You can’t be friends with everyone, so don’t waste your time trying to be.

Part of growing up is realizing that you need to behave in a civilized way and get along with people you may not necessarily like. That comes with the territory of being an adult. You need to suck it up and get along with the people you work with. You can’t have tantrums and ignore people you can’t stand. Real life doesn’t work that way, but some folks will call you two-faced when all you’re doing is acting like an adult.

The next time you are called two-faced, use one of our great comebacks and shut the person up.

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Being nice to people you do not like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.
If YOU ARE going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
Your crazy is showing, you might want to tuck it back in.

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