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Top ten comebacks for frenemies

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It’s an awful feeling when someone you thought was your friend turns out to be your frenemy. There is nothing worse than having someone who is not on your side but is in your inner circle of friends. As soon as you find out that a frenemy does not have your best interests at heart, stop sharing anything personal immediately.

Kara became friends with a girl who had transferred to her college and didn’t know anyone. Being kind, Kara invited the new girl, Lila, to events and parties that her group of friends attended. After a while, she noticed that Lila started hanging out with every one of her friends that she introduced her to without including Kara.

One night Kara found out about a party that Lila was going to via Instagram. When she ran into Lila at Starbucks, she asked if she had plans that evening. Even though Lila had a party planned, she said she had nothing going on and didn’t tell or invite Kara. At that moment, Kara realized that she was a frenemy, not a true friend. Kara was hurt and devastated, and she was done with the friendship.

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Don’t waste hours of your time trying to figure out what went wrong in the relationship. There’s a pretty good chance you did nothing wrong. For all you know, your frenemy could be jealous of you or feel competitive, or it could be their pattern.

These clever comebacks will let your frenemy know that you know that they are venomous and are not interested in hearing their snarky insults and offensive comments.

Top Ten comebacks for Frenemies

  1. I’m sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the way you treat everyone all the time.
  2. You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
  3. I never gave you a reason to hate me. You’re just creating your own little drama out of pure insecurity.
  4. Some people find fault like there is a reward for it.
  5. I used to think I was over reacting. Now I realize that it was a normal reaction to an abnormal amount of bullshit.
  6. The only people I owe my loyalty to are the people who never made me question theirs.
  7. I’m sorry that you’re insecure about yourself and you constantly have to worry about every move I’m making.
  8. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.
  9. Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake…..
  10. I would rather have an honest enemy than a fake friend.

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When you find out your friend is really a FRENEMY

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The Rock and Vin Diesel were acting like frenemies while filming Fate of the Furious

Dwayne Johnson, the Rock, Wikipedia

The Rock and Diesel have been in four furious movies apparently have had enough of each other for a lifetime and can’t even stand to be in the same room together. The Rock took to Instagram to share a post about one of his furious co-stars:

Some [male co-stars] conduct themselves as stand up men and true professionals, while others don’t. The ones that don’t are too chicken shit to do anything about it anyway. Candy asses.- The Rock

 

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Best ever comebacks when someone asks what you’re looking at

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Maybe you are minding your own business and some smart ass singles you out and says “What are you looking at!” It might catch you off guard, and be embarrassing when someone is publicly acting like such a jerk towards you for no reason.

You might want to just let it go, if the person is continually picking on you it might be helpful to say something back. Bullies often pick on people who they consider an easy mark, someone who won’t respond to their taunts and verbal abuse. If they know that you are going to slay them with a comeback and make them look publicly stupid, they won’t pick on you again.

Here are a few verbal smack downs next time some fool asks you what you are looking at.

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Justin Timberlake had to deal with bullies in high school

Singer Justin Timberlake wasn’t so popular growing up because he preferred music to football and in the state of Tennessee, where he grew up, that just wasn’t considered cool. He’s pretty popular with the ladies now, but he reveals he was picked on all the time at school and he had I had terrible acne and weird hair. When Justin was on the Ellen Dengeneres show he said, “The thing about life … is …… is … everything … you feel makes you weird is essentially what’s gonna make you sexy as an adult…. When you’re a kid I think you try so hard to fit in and when you get older you realize that fitting in isn’t really the thing that’s more interesting…. I would not be here if I would have listened to the kids who told me I was a terrible singer and I was a sissy…. Be different.”

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Clever replies to will you marry me

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If someone seriously asks you to marry them then you probably want to honor the person and their feelings and give a respectful answer. After all, asking for someone’s hand in marriage takes a lot of courage.

If however you have someone who keeps asking you to marry them and you keep turning them down for various reasons, you may need a few funny answers. Really, who wants to get married before their time, especially to the wrong person?

When you are young, you have the opportunity to date a few people and see if someone is a good fit for you. Before you settle down, travel the world and really enjoy your life so when you do get married you are ready to make the commitment.

In the meantime, here are a few clever replies next time someone asks you to get married.

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Top ten comebacks for a know it all

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We have all met them—the guy or girl who won’t stop talking or offering unwanted advice and thinks that they know it all. Whatever you say, they know better or claim they did it better.

There is nothing worse than getting cornered at a party by a know-it-all, who offers all sorts of unsolicited advice. They discount other people’s comments and suggestions because their advice is better.

Jason attended a Meetup group to meet new people who own online businesses. He was hoping to meet new people who were at the same level as he was or further along the path.

Jason was introduced to someone at the event who told him that having a blog wouldn’t work and that it wasn’t possible to make money from blogs anymore. He laughed to himself because he was making money every day from his blog. He could tell the know-it-all was argumentative and didn’t want to waste his energy debating whether or not blogs could make money, so he changed the topic.

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Jason shared that he was interested in becoming an Amazon seller. The know-it-all told him that it would never work and that you can’t make money selling on Amazon and don’t waste your time trying. The funny thing was the know-it-all didn’t have an online business, and he was acting as if he was an expert on the topic when his results showed otherwise.

If you don’t want to listen to the know-it-all warble on, try one of our clever comebacks below.

Top ten comebacks for know it alls

  1. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  2. Since you know it all, you should know when to shut up.
  3. You would argue with a fence post.
  4. Being right isn’t nearly as important as knowing when to shut up.
  5. Rather than us agreeing to disagree why don’t you just be quiet.
  6. Try being informed instead of being opinionated.
  7. Everything we hear is an opinion not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective not a truth.
  8. Open your mind not your mouth.
  9. Since you know everything, then you know you’re an asshole.
  10. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it! Continue while I take notes.
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Top Ten Comebacks for nagging wives and girlfriends

Use these great comebacks on your nagging wife or girlfriend. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavesaid.net

Many wives who nag are not even aware that they are nagging everyone around them. They think that they are being helpful. Your wife probably believes that if she nags you enough, you might just miraculously change your behaviour.

There is a story about a woman who was upset with her husband’s temper. She went to the doctor and explained to the doctor how her husband would lose it and get really angry. The doctor told the woman that anytime she noticed her husband was losing his temper she should grab a glass of water and swish it around in her mouth. The woman went back to the doctor and said it was a miracle. Her husband was no longer getting so angry. The woman wanted to know what about the swishing sound calmed her husband down. The doctor explained, “It has nothing to do with the swishing sound. It’s you learning to keep your mouth shut that does the trick.”

The next time your partner is giving you a lecture or a hard time try some of these snappy comebacks. Say them in a joking way so you don’t get yourself in too much trouble!

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Top ten comebacks for  your nagging wife or girlfriend

  1. You’re like a plunger; you keep bringing up old shit.
  2. Please be patient. I’m fucking things up as fast as I can.
  3. Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right.
  4. You go girl! And don’t comeback!
  5. I’m sorry was it my job to fill your life with joy today?
  6. No really, it’s adorable when you blame everyone but yourself.
  7. Just because you’re a drama queen doesn’t mean I am going to treat you like royalty.
  8. I’m going to need you to turn down your psycho a little bit.
  9. Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.
  10. No, you’re right, let’s do it the dumbest way possible because it’s easier for you.

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