Funny replies when people ask if your boobs are real or fake

If you have large breasts you are probably pretty used to people staring at them instead of your face. Even though it is rude to ask, people will ask if you have had a boob job.

Whether or not you’ve had your breasts surgically enhanced, you don’t have to answer such a personal question. You can always say it’s your new Victoria Secret push up bra.

If it is somebody you have just met wants to know about your breasts, you might want to shut them up with one of our clever comebacks.

11 Best comebacks when people ask if you have had breast augmentation

1. Define real? Really fabulous? Then yes they are real.

2. Of course they’re real, what do think they are imaginary?

3. The boobs are real. The smile is fake.

4. If you’re not feeding me, F&#%ing me or putting the roof over my head, it’s really none of your business.

5. So they’re real.. really none of your business.”

6. If you can’t tell, does it really matter?

7. They’re not real, they’re unreal!

8. Well, yes, silicon is a natural element.

9. Are you offering to pay for a boob job?

10. I just have great genetics and a really good push-up bra!

11. I don’t reveal my medical history to people I just met.


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How to deal with people asking if you had breast augmentation

You may not want to share whether or not you’ve had a boob job but when faced with such a question, you have a couple of ways to respond.

Laugh it off: You could use one of our clever comebacks above to deflect the nosey question.

Try redirecting the conversation: Start by moving the conversation in a completely different direction if you don’t want to share the medical history of your breasts.

Spill the beans: If you feel OK about it answers truthfully and see what they say.

We all have a choice of what personal information we reveal, and the best solution is to go with what you feel comfortable with.

Charlotte McKinney gets asked if her boobs are real or fake

Charlotte McKinney large chest is a controversial topic, a lot of people think she has had breast enhancement, really is it anyone’s business?

Charlotte started developing at a really young age and was actually bullied by other girls because of her large chest.

People always ask Charlotte why she doesn’t have a breast reduction.

Um because I don’t want one? she says. ‘I am pretty happy. – Charlotte McKinney

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When you are dealing with someone who asks if your boobs real or fake and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.

Got any comments, questions or tips for dealing with someone who asks if your boobs real or fake? Share them in the comments below.

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  1. Why don’t you fukcing ask that to yourself dumbass…

    Mine are real just like your ugly face is

    They are real but at least I don’t have fake one like you that you got them done from plastic surgery.

  2. mine are real and i am 14 years old and a lot of people always ask why do you have big boobs and i say BC my body developed faster than my age and it is the truth. like WTF do people ask that question like fr fr like you might want to check your nose BC i just found it somewhere were it should not be and that would be in my business.and BC i take after my mom i do not like having big boobs it is just to much. and a lot of people always say you got plastic surgery your boobs are not real they are fake and i said yes they are real i can prove it to you BC for 1. i am to young to get plastic surgery and for 2. why would i pay a lot of money for some plastic when i could spend it on better like wtf these niggas need to think before they speek like fr fr

    1. OMG same here! People will ask me literally every day, “*looks at chest then looks back at me* Are those real?”

  3. Bully:how come you don’t have any boobs

    Me:just cause you’re acne developed faster than my boobs doesn’t mean shit to you

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