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How to answer when someone asks if they look fat

Clever replies when someone asks if they look fat
It can be hard to know how to respond when someone asks you if they look fat. If you tell your girlfriend that she’s looking a little portly you may end up sleeping on the sofa for the next week. With these kinds of questions, no matter what you say you may find yourself in trouble with your answer.

Maybe your girlfriend is looking a little chunky, perhaps her clothes don’t fit properly or are so tight she looks like she is wearing a sausage casing. Even though she knows she is gaining weight, she might not appreciate hearing it from you.

Next time someone asks if you if they look fat, try one of our funny comebacks below and hopefully things won’t work out too badly.

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6 Responses

  1. This is funny but your girlfriend may dump you. You’re fat. I’m not going to sugar coat it because you will eat that too!

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