It can be hard to know how to respond when someone asks you if they look fat. If you tell your girlfriend that she’s looking a little portly you may end up sleeping on the sofa for the next week. With these kinds of questions, no matter what you say you may find yourself in trouble with your answer.
Maybe your girlfriend is looking a little chunky, perhaps her clothes don’t fit properly or are so tight she looks like she is wearing a sausage casing. Even though she knows she is gaining weight, she might not appreciate hearing it from you.
Next time someone asks if you if they look fat, try one of our funny comebacks below and hopefully things won’t work out too badly.
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It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat.
Kinda, I guess that is how you roll!
Hell no, you sexy beast, you.
There's no safe answer!
You’re not fat, come on, chin up. And the other one, and the other one.
You’re not fat, come on, chin up. And the other one, and the other one.
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6 Responses
This is funny but your girlfriend may dump you. You’re fat. I’m not going to sugar coat it because you will eat that too!
Putting a shirt over your muffin top does not make you a cup cake!! haha
The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality
*i wouldn’t blame the outfit.
Oh I never knew that Santa was at front of me!
Aren’t you that famous Japanese Sumo wrestler?