Urban Dictionary defines stalking as “To follow and/or spy on someone you have feelings for. Those feelings need not be of a kind and loving nature. People who stalk are usually obsessed with the stalkee.”
In this modern age, we are all stalkers, most people have looked at a friend’s Instagram post when we haven’t heard from them to see if they have been online in a while. Yep, that’s pretty normal activity in the digital age.
What it isn’t normal is when you find you are consumed with someone and can’t stop thinking about what they’re doing. If you find you are driving by your boyfriend’s house several times a night and hiding out in the bushes, you might want to give your head a shake. Maybe consider if it is worth being with someone you can’t trust who is making you act in a crazy way.
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Only say this if someone calls you a stalker
How would you think im a stalker if you weren’t stalking me?
Well you seem to be interested in what im doing. I could ask you the same question.
Inly if you want me to?
I got better things to do sweetheart
I have better things to do with my life than to stalk you
I did stalk you but you weren’t that interesting.
You can’t make someobody love you but you can stalk them and hope for the best.
I never meant for things for go so wrong. I’m sorry for the distress. I’m hoping you can forgive me so we can be okay again
Comeback: Stalking is when two people go on a long romantic walk but only one of them knows about it