Nobody wants to be a 30-year-old virgin, and if you are you probably don’t want to talk about it too much publicly. If people are being nosy about your sexual status you should tell them to get lost and mind their own business. If you don’t want to share your sexual status, use one of our clever comebacks below.
If an idiot is being a jerk and calling you gay in a derogatory way, you could tell them that either way, they’d never be your type. There is nothing wrong with being gay, or swinging any which way if someone is calling you gay as an insult, use one of our clever comebacks.
Have you ever been at a bar, or out with friends and you meet someone and they ask the, ‘where do you work?” Maybe you don’t want to give away where you actually do work, or perhaps they’re really hot, and you want your reality to appear a little more exciting if so, use one of our clever comebacks.
If you have bushy eyebrows, a monobrow or eyebrows that look different in any way, some idiot will have brought it up and not in a complimentary way.
The good news is, of all the things that you might want to change regarding your appearance, this is probably the easiest and cheapest thing to fix. All you need is a trip to the salon for some plucking or threading, a Middle Eastern style of shaping the eyebrows. I was at a dinner the other day and a 30-year-old guy told me the barber even fixes up his eyebrows, so it’s not just for girls.
It is actually amazing how having your brows done can change the shape of a face and frame your eyes. You may also be perfectly happy with your eyebrows the way they are.
If you are getting teased or harassed about the way you look you may want to shut up the critics with one of our great comebacks.
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Lorde was teased for having a monobrow when she was in school
“It’s literally f-cked that I could be on the cover of Vogue [and] I used to get called monobrow at school. That BROW IS ON COVER OF VOGUE” – Lorde
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