Snappy Comebacks for all Situations
Funny comebacks to common dating and hook up questions that you may be asked when getting to know someone.
When you split up with someone that you’ve been with for a while, people are going to want to know why. A lot of people are going to ask what happened, it’s probably best not to go into the details because some of the people asking probably love to gossip and will share your response with others. Below are some great comebacks that don’t go into the nitty gritty of why the relationship ended.
See the most popular reason people split up with their Ex by I should have said voters.
Have you ever been invited somewhere that you don’t really want to go, with someone you’d prefer not to go with? It’s perfectly acceptable to decline an invitation, but it can be awkward if someone you are not that into asks you out. You probably want to refuse the invitation without being too unkind.
If you are looking for a fun way to say no, where the person gets the hint and doesn’t invite you anywhere again without being too offended try one of our humorous comebacks. If you are lucky maybe they won’t invite you again in the future.
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Urban dictionary defines a man whore as a male who has become a master of manipulating women, and makes it his personal mission to sleep with as many different women as possible. He also has virtually no emotional attachment to any of his victims.
If you’re had enough of the man whore in your life who keeps messing you around, and you want him to either go away or stop hitting on you, try a few of these snappy comebacks.
Loading ...It is always awkward when someone wants to know if you have a girlfriend. It’s even more awkward if it is a hot girl asking, or horrifying if your aunt Bertha wants to know to share the information with other relatives. If you want to give an answer about your relationship status, but don’t want to give away too much information, try one of the great comebacks below.
See the most popular comebacks to do you have a girlfriend?
If somebody is always giving you a hard time, or has a different standard for certain people it can be beyond annoying. When you get tired of their BS, you may respond without your usual sparkly attitude. So instead, if someone tells you that you have a bad attitude, use one of our snappy comebacks below.
