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What to say when a friend starts dating your Ex

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What to say when your friend HOOKS UP WITH YOUR EX

It can be a little bit of a shock when you find out one of your friends has hooked up with your Ex. Whatever happened to girl code, where getting together with a friend’s ex-boyfriend is off limits?

No doubt about it, you are probably going to feel really pissed off! Especially if you confided any confidential things about your previous relationship.

It probably isn’t worth your time to make a big scene about the situation, you will only look jealous and they will still be together. It is OK to let your friend know that you find it a little strange that out of all of the guys in the world they chose your EX!

Use one of our clever comebacks to let her know hooking up with your Ex is not OK.

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Great comebacks if someone says you have a small dick

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What to say when someone says that you have a small penis

Whether it is in the change room or the bedroom, no guy wants to be ridiculed for having a small penis. If you do have a small penis, it can be devastating to have someone make an insensitive comment, especially publicly.

With people watching porn constantly, a lot of people are fooled about the actual size of man’s penis. After watching porn, fifty percent of men actually want to have a bigger member.

A lot of women also find that the average sized penis is more than enough for them.

Honestly, big penises are overrated. The average vaginal canal is only 3-4 inches deep. I’ve been with guys with huge penises and it’s not enjoyable at all. A bruised cervix is painful as hell. It’s basically a constant “Ooh, too much, too much.” – Reddit User

If you are in the bedroom and an inconsiderate girl looks over and says, “is that all you’ve got?” it can be devastating to your self-confidence. If you want to say something back, and let the person know they aren’t so hot themselves, use a few of our comebacks below.

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What to say when people ask why you split up with your Ex

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When you split up with someone that you’ve been with for a while, people are going to want to know why. A lot of people are going to ask what happened, it’s probably best not to go into the details because some of the people asking probably love to gossip and will share your response with others. Below are some great comebacks that don’t go into the nitty gritty of why the relationship ended.

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What to say when people want to know why you spit up with your Ex without giving up the details. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

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Funny ways to say no to an invitation

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Great ways to say no to an invitation

Have you ever been invited somewhere that you don’t really want to go, with someone you’d prefer not to go with? It’s perfectly acceptable to decline an invitation, but it can be awkward if someone you are not that into asks you out. You probably want to refuse the invitation without being too unkind.

If you are looking for a fun way to say no, where the person gets the hint and doesn’t invite you anywhere again without being too offended try one of our humorous comebacks. If you are lucky maybe they won’t invite you again in the future.

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What to say to a man whore

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What to say to a man whore

Urban dictionary defines a man whore as a male who has become a master of manipulating women, and makes it his personal mission to sleep with as many different women as possible. He also has virtually no emotional attachment to any of his victims.

If you’re had enough of the man whore in your life who keeps messing you around, and you want him to either go away or stop hitting on you, try a few of these snappy comebacks.

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