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Comebacks and roasts if people call you a noob

Comebacks and roasts when people call you a noob

Dictionary.com defines a noob as, “a newbie, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge: Some games and gaming forums are crawling with annoying noobs.”

When players are starting out in a new online game it is pretty common for the more experienced players to call them noobs. I receive at least two emails a week from people complaining that they’re being called noobs.

It’s a little crazy when you think about, whenever we start something we’re all newbies. Anyone who isn’t a noob is probably someone who is stuck in their life doing the same old thing every day.

Some folks like to get all pompous and act big headed when they’re just a little further down the path than others. Ignore the haters, just keep going and try to get a little bit better at whatever you’re doing every single day and before you know you’ll be the expert.

Next time somebody calls you a noob use one of our clever comebacks and then keep on leveling up.

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I guess we have something in common then.
Every player starts off as a noob, I'm just surprised to see you're still one.
Since you know it all, you should know when to shut up.
Yeah, I've been spending too much time with your mama instead of getting better at the game.

When your friend tells you want to do in a game

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