best comebacks to insults

What to say when someone asks if you’re crying

What to say when people ask if you're crying

If you are having a really bad day it can be challenging to hold back the tears in public. Even though it isn’t a crime to cry in public, it can be embarrassing when you start blubbering away in front of people on the bus or at work.

I remember when my dog Poochie passed away, I was feeling so sad and emotional. I heard a sad song on my iPod and I could not stop crying on public transport. I was trying to wipe my eyes, it was embarrassing but I was so truly gut-wrenchingly sad.

If somebody asks if you’re crying and if you are OK, use one of our fun comebacks below to hold yourself together.

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Mean people keep calling me fat and ugly

Ask Bryn, what should I say when mean girls call me fat and ugly. Do you have a question for Bryn? Submit questions at www.ishouldhavesaid.net.
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This mean girl in my class always calls me fat and ugly.  What can I say back because she keeps embarrassing me in front of other people at school?

Anonymous, Florida

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Hey, I  receive three emails a week from girls who tell me they are being called fat and ugly.  I think you would have to be a pretty ugly person on the inside to go around saying such cruel things to people. Below are a few things you can say if someone tries to embarrass you or make you feel bad in public.

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Comebacks if people call you ugly

  1. Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality
  2. Please, my hair straightener is hotter than you.
  3. Maybe some of you girls should eat make-up, so you’re pretty on the inside.
  4. I’m sure that 90% of your “beauty” could be removed with a Kleenex.
  5. I think you’re pretty…. stupid!

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Comebacks if people call you fat

  1. I may be chubby, but chubby can slim down, but ugly just can’t be fixed.
  2. Fat is a temporary caloric imbalance, but stupid is a permanent genetic malfunction!
  3. Be careful, I ate the last person who commented on my weight!
  4. All the better to sit on you.

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School friendly things you can say

  1. Please cancel my subscription; I have had enough of your issues.
  2. You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
  3. You should come with a warning label.

Don’t let some idiot’s opinion define you, just because someone says something about you doesn’t mean that it’s true.

Wishing you all good things.

Bryn

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Comebacks when people make fun of your acne


What to say when people make fun of your pimples

When you are suffering from an acne flare up, there is nothing worse than some jerk pointing it out. It’s embarrassing enough having to go out and feel self-conscious about your face without people making fun of your spots. When someone draws attention to your skin in public, it can feel devastating for teenagers.

Approximately 85 percent of teens suffer from acne, so you are definitely not alone in your skin challenges. Even though it is horrible when your skin flares up, your pimples should clear up eventually. You won’t have acne problems forever.

For some strange reason, people seem to think that they’re dermatologists and offer skin advice.

If you are upset, want to get your point across, and shut the person up for good when they make derogatory comments about your zits, try a few of these snappy comebacks.

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Kendell Jenner was freaked out about high school acne

Kendall Jenner suffered from really bad acne when she was younger and it really affected her self-confidence.

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Kendall shared some memories on her web site:

I had such bad acne when I was younger; I remember it SO well!’ she shared. ‘I started having skin issues around the 8th or 9th grade.’

‘I think I just got acne from being a teenager and simply growing up, which happens to SO many people,’ she said. ‘But, where it really impacted me was how self-conscious I became about it. It completely ruined my self-esteem.

‘I wouldn’t even look at people when I talked to them. I felt like such an outcast; when I spoke, it was with my hand covering my face.’

Even though she found it very challenging at the time, Jenner didn’t let the acne hold her back and she went on to achieve great things.

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At least  you don’t need the Pimple Popper for your skin problems

Honestly, it’s hard not to watch.

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Comebacks when someone calls you ugly

If someone calls you ugly, use one of these comebacks to put the person in their place and walk away like a boss. What someone says about you defines who they are, not who you are.

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When someone makes fun of the way you look calling you ugly

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How to respond if someone calls you arrogant

Clever replies if someone calls you arrogant

Arrogance is defined as thinking that you are superior to others and that you are in some way special. It is an insult to be called arrogant by those around you, but often people mistake arrogance for confidence.

Chris was a new stockbroker, he wasn’t a big producer but he was certainly trying to become one. He bought an expensive suit to wear to work and he was trying to project a new air of confidence. Things were going well at work for Chris but his mom thought he was getting a little big for his britches, she believed that he was becoming arrogant. Chris was trying to and act as if, to possess the quality of confidence before he even had it.

You certainly cannot control what other people of think of you, people have their own perceptions. Don’t twist yourself into a pretzel trying to please all the people in your life, 30 percent of the people will love you, thirty will hate you and thirty percent won’t care.

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When you are going through a growth stage in your life, not everyone is going to appreciate the new confident you.

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