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What to say when your mom tells you to clean your room

Funny replies when you are told TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM

When your mom tells you to clean your room she is basically sick and tired of the pig sty you call your bedroom. She has probably had enough of picking crap up off the floor and reminding you several times to do it.

Sure, you are busy with your life and we know that you have a lot going on. We know that when you get home you don’t feel like cleaning up a total mess that seems to be growing and growing into something bigger every day.

Your mom is probably secretly worried that you are going to grow up to live in squalor if you continue down your messy path.

Next time your mom tells you to clean your room, use one of clever comebacks and you may even get a laugh.

Of course, it will depend on who says it, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback!

Vote for the best comeback to go and clean your room

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Oh sorry, you're confusing me with the maid we don't' have!
Don't you know that cleaning your house while your kids are growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
I can't clean my room because I get disracted by the cool stuff I find.

Funny replies when you are told to CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM

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7 Responses

  1. Parents: Clean your room, it’s a mess

    Me: I can’t clean it, it keeps me safe

    Parents: how, you could fall and get hurt

    Me: Yeah, but if someone tries to break into the house, they would fall over and I would catch them

  2. mom:go clean your room
    me:why, I could win the world record for the messiest room or I could win the lottery with a ticket I find on the floor
    mom:Why,I guess that could happen.

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