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Clever comebacks if someone calls you strange

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How to respond when someone calls you strange. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavesaid.net

If you are different in any way, you may not fit in completely at school or work. There is nothing wrong with being different, but people who live narrow lives may consider you strange. People love to stereotype, the jock kid and the weird goth kid.

When people call you weird or strange it actually a compliment. it means that you have the courage to be your unique self and not care what other people think. All the great artists have something unique about them. Marilyn Manson is a different kind o guy, what is different about him is what made him famous.

It’s always about being yourself and not being ashamed of being different or thinking different. – Marilyn Manson

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Top Ten Comebacks for Bullies

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est ever snappy comebacks for bullies. Check out our best ever snappy comebacks for bullies. Check out our top ten comeback lists www.ishouldhavesaid.net

There is nothing worse than a bully; a bully is really a coward, who gangs up with others to torment people. Bullies try to pick innocent victims who have done nothing to deserve the harassment.

Sometimes the bully has a halo effect, even though they are a real jerk the teachers and the school think that they are a great kid. These are the hard ones to catch, like the captain of the football team who has the support of the school and the students.

If you are being bullied, please tell a trusted adult what is going on so they can get you some help. The person you talk to does not have to be your parent, but someone who can help you figure out what to do.

You may feel like you are being left out or picked on at school, but it won’t be like this forever. Great things are ahead for you in the future.

In the meantime, may all the bad karma that bullies inflict on others come back and bite them in the ass.

Top ten comebacks for bullies

  1. Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.
  2. Thank you for your brilliant portrayal of a self centered asshole in the movie of my life.
  3. It’s impressive that you’re flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and head up your ass at the same time.
  4. You should really come with a warning label.
  5. Breaking news just in: You’re an asshole!
  6. I finally got the last knife of the set you’ve been stabbing in my back all these years. Heads up: I re gift.
  7. I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you a sociopath. I thought you already knew.
  8. Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.
  9. Thanks for teaching me how sick and cruel a person can be.
  10. Since narcissistic is too big a word for you. How about asshole? Do you understand asshole?

Entrepreneur Elon Musk was Bullied Growing up

Some kids get bullied for being different, they are creative, smart and not afraid to have a point of view.

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Elon Musk was one of those kids, he was bullied horribly during his school days in South Africa.

Maye Musk said of her son “he was the youngest and smallest guy in his school” and that he was picked on all the time.

“It’s pretty rough in South Africa,” he says. “If you’re getting bullied, you still have to go to school. You just have to get up in the morning and go. He hated it so much.” -Elon’s brother, Kimbal Musk

If so, tell that kid the story of Elon Musk. Today, the world knows Musk as a wealthy, imaginative genius — the man who is making electric cars mainstream and putting rockets in space.

Musk survived the bullying with the support of his family, and having the belief he could do great things. The other thing that saved him was computers and creating businesses.

Today he is known as one of the founders of PayPal and the founder of Tesla.

If you are being bullied, do not let it define your future. You are capable of accomplishing amazing things. Elon overcame horrendous bullying, and showed all of the haters what he is capable of,

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Funny ways to apologize when you don’t really want to

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What to say when someone says you need to apologize but you don’t want to. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

Remember being a kid and being forced to apologize when you didn’t want to? You may find yourself in a situation where you are made to apologize when you feel it isn’t necessary. Here are some snarky apologies when you are forced to say sorry, when you don’t really mean it but have to say something.

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Funny replies when someone asks if you are ignoring them

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What to say when someone asks if you are ignoring them. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

Usually, the best way to deal with a jerk is to move on with your life and ignore them. Ignoring someone lets the person know in no uncertain terms that you don’t want to deal with them. You are not obligated to talk to everyone, maybe you want to avoid someone you go to school with or an old colleague, if you are attending a social gathering you are not obligated to talk to everyone. You know the old saying if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all.

Being ignored can drive some folks absolutely crazy, you are basically saying they are not even worth reacting to. Sometimes ignoring somebody can be very effective when you want to get someone to smarten up and change their behavior.

If someone calls you out on ignoring them, here are some great comebacks you can use.

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Great Comebacks if someone calls you self-absorbed

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Use our great comebacks when somebody calls you self absorbed. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

A self-absorbed individual is a person who is consumed with their own feelings, situation and they are oblivious to how they impact the people around them.

Everyone goes through stages in their life when they become self-absorbed, think of exam time, when your parents got divorced or when you were dumped by a friend. It is hard to focus on anyone else when you are in emotional turmoil or during a stressful period.

Jill was going through a really hard time in her life, in fact, it was so challenging that she didn’t even tell close friends about it. Her husband wasn’t working and she supporting him and paying for everything. Some things seem too personal to discuss with friends and she didn’t want to dump her troubles on others. One day a friend told her that she was self-absorbed lately, she apologized and explained a bit of what is going on and that she hoped things would be better going forward.

It can be shocking when someone calls you self-absorbed, especially if you don’t see yourself that way. Next time you are called self-absorbed used one of our clever comebacks to shut the person up.

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Clever comebacks if people complain you’re so slow

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Use these great comebacks if someone complains that you’re really slow at something. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.
Whenever you try something new you are going to be slower than someone who has been doing something for a while. When you learned to drive it probably took a while before you could drive without spending too much time thinking about it.

A girl I knew was new to cooking, she made her first cake using whole wheat flour. The cake took forever to make and turned out to be a disaster, it could have been used as a paperweight. Usually, whole wheat flour is used for muffins, not cakes. Now my friend whips up a cake in no time and makes birthday cakes for all of her friends, using white flour of course.

Next time someone complains that you are slow completing a task, use one of our clever comebacks to shut them up.

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Great comebacks when someone tells you to calm down

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Clever comebacks when someone tells you to calm down. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Have you ever had an annoying friend or relative purposely get you all worked up and angry and then tell you to calm down? Yeah, they know how to push your buttons and deliberately irritate you, then they act all sweet and innocent like they have your best interests at heart.

Someone telling you to calm down is basically insinuating that you’re crazy for reacting in the way you did. Having someone order you about when you are pissed off makes the situation worse.

When your buttons have been pushed, and steam is hissing from your ears, use one of our clever comebacks to let them know their behavior is not OK.

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Top ten comebacks for verbal bullies

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Use our top ten comeback lists on verbal bullies. Check out our top ten comeback lists www.ishouldhavesaid.net

We all know someone who appears to be your friend, who smiles at you and then delivers a zinger of an insult, leaving you speechless. What’s even worse, is they do it every time you see them, leaving you feeling ambushed once again by a nasty remark.

Jackson was sitting quietly in math class when the class idiot came up, put his arm around his shoulder and called him, “my cabrone.” Connor actually meant to say, “my bitch” only his Spanish wasn’t so hot and he ended up saying “my asshole.”

Jackson had been embarrassed by Connor before, this time he was ready. He had four comebacks ready on the top of his tongue and he said a few in front of the entire class. Everyone cracked up laughing at Connor’s expense, and he never bothered Jackson again.

These top ten comebacks for verbal bullies will let the person know that underneath their shiny facade, you know that their comments are truly rotten. Check out some great comebacks now, and you will be armed to talk back next time.

Remember it’s not what you say but how you say it, best to deliver these snappy remarks with a smile on your face.

If you can think of an even better comeback for a verbal bully, do share and leave it in the comments below.

Top Ten Comebacks for Verbal Bullies

  1. You’re equal opportunity. You’re nasty to everyone!
  2. If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I’d fart.
  3. You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you’ll find one.
  4. Do you always mask insults with humor?
  5. You would think with all of your multiple personalities, at least one would be likable!
  6. You may die of constipation because you’re so full of shit!
  7. Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, thundercloud?
  8. I’m not saying your stupid, I’m just saying you have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
  9. I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
  10. Before you judge me make sure you google yourself.

Donald Trump Verbally Bullies Rosie O’Donnell on Twitter

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Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell have been feuding for years. Both are known to be argumentative and engage in spats. Both are rich and powerful, it is hard to believe that they really don’t have better things to do with their time!

Trump has brutally insulted Rosie publicly in his tweets. Sure, you may think thinks bad thoughts about somebody but do you really need to say this to the entire world?

Rosie is crude, rude, obnoxious and dumb – other than that I like her very much! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) – 11 Jul 2014

I feel sorry for Rosie ‘s new partner in love whose partner in love whose parents are devastated at the thought of their daughter being with @Rosie–a true loser. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 14, 2011

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) 14 Dec, 2011

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What to say when someone says you are obsessed with them

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Try these comebacks when someone says that you are obsessed with them. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Maybe you’ve been crushing on someone for a while, and they found out about your crush. Sure, it is embarrassing, when people know that you have feelings for them.

For someone to blurt out, ”You’re just obsessed with me!” the person would have to be a delusional narcissist. After someone has said something like that you would have to think twice if you really still liked them.

We have some clever comebacks that will give the self-absorbed individual a taste of their own attitude.

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Funny responses if someone calls you a control freak

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Great comebacks when people call you a control freak . Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net

A control freak is a person who feels an obsessive need to exercise control over themselves and others and to take command of any situation.

On the Oprah Winfrey show, there was a woman named Rochelle, who controlled every moment of her husband’s life. She wouldn’t allow her husband to drink more than two cans of soda a day. She had a bunch of rules for John to follow, she created a notebook telling him how to fold clothes and wash the dishes.

You probably are nowhere near as bad as Rochelle, but being called a control freak is not a compliment. Next time someone gives you a hard time about your controlling ways, use one of our clever comebacks.

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