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What to say when people make fun of the way you look

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We all have something different about us that someone else might consider funny looking. Maybe you have big ears or a big nose, or you are tall and stand out from the crowd. We could all be made of fun for the way we look.

Wherever you go in the world, people have different definitions of what they consider attractive. In France, they appreciate unconventional beauty. In Brazil and South America, they appreciate a big bottom, and in Myanmar, they stretch out their necks, which is considered beautiful.

We see celebrities all glammed up in a magazine looking beautiful. It is easy to believe that you’re not so hot. The difference is celebrities have an army of people helping them look that way.

Some people are jerks, and they put other people down to feel better about themselves. If someone insults the way you look, it may be hurtful but don’t listen to the idiot. It is only their warped opinion.

If you want to let the person who insulted you know they aren’t so hot themselves, use one of our comebacks below.

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Mila Kunis was teased for for being different looking

Mila Kunis was made fun of for her looks

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Even some of the most beautiful women in the world have called funny looking when they are growing up.  Mila is happy now and says she grew into her strong features, as she shared with the Independent, it wasn’t always the case.

I was always the smallest in my class. I’ve learned it wasn’t a bad thing to be picked on because when you’re little it seems awful like it’s the end of the world.

I grew into my face. I had a very funny looking face when I was little. I had like big eyes, big lips, big ears. But when I was little I was constantly being made fun of for having big eyes and that was awful. I used to come home crying: ‘Why do I have big eyes?’ And my parents were like: ‘You’re crazy!’

Well, look who’s laughing now, Mila is married  to Ashton Kutcher, one of the most successful men in Hollywood, and has two beautiful children.

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How to answer when someone says they don’t like you

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How to respond if someone says they don't like you

In life you can’t be expected to life everyone, but nobody has the right to come up and let you know that they don’t like you in an abusive way. Someone who does that is a verbal bully, bullies usually don’t expect their target to respond, they purposely pick people who they think are an easy mark for their abuse.

If you are being bullied at school or work, you need to tell a trusted confidante who can help you with the situation.

If you want to let the bully know that you are not going to put up with their abuse, we have some snappy comebacks that will hopefully render the rude individual speechless!

If you can think of an even better comeback, leave a comment, and let us know.

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Megan Fox had mean girls who didn’t like her in high school

Megan Fox wasn’t part of the in crowd in high school and had to put up with mean girls.

Megan Fox
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There were some evil girls in my school and I went to Christian high school. I was 15 and everybody knew that my aspiration in life was to become an actress. One girl came to school on Halloween in a black leather catsuit and everyone thought she was  Catwoman. She answered, ‘No I am Megan Fox.’ She was making fun of me. I didn’t say anything to her. I was really shy.

Fox ended up making different kinds of friends instead. The actress continued, “I’ve always gotten along better with boys. That rubbed some people the wrong way. I was not, ever for a second, popular. Everyone hated me, and I was a total outcast, my friends were always guys, I have a very aggressive personality, and girls didn’t like me for that. I’ve had only one great girlfriend my whole life. -Megan Fox.

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How answer when someone says they are mad at you

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Funny comebacks when someone says they are mad at you

Do you have some someone in your life who gets mad at every little thing and constantly complains about the shortcomings of others? They have unrealistic expectations of the people in their life. These angry people think that friends and family should accommodate their bad moods, and when they don’t, they get annoyed and hold a grudge.

These folks overreact and make a mountain out of a molehill. The frustrating thing is you never know where you stand with these people, and you feel like you are walking on eggshells. Being with an angry and petty person gets tiresome quickly.

When someone is mad at you, they may become confrontational and want to have words with you. We all have our own inner struggles and issues to deal with. You may have triggered the person, but they are responsible for how they react to you.

If you are tired of their adult tantrums and want to let them know it’s time to turn the psycho down a notch, use one of our clever comebacks if it is safe to do so.

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How to respond if someone calls you fake

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Best ever comebacks when people call you FAKE

Urban dictionary describes the word fake as, “A word that generic, bitchy, teenage girls use to describe the same generic, bitchy, teenage girl that they hate on social networking sites such as Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr.”

A lot of times people call others fake just to be mean or cruel. One of our readers shared that a guy from school liked her, all of a sudden his ex-girlfriend as spreading rumours that she was a fake Barbie. Jealousy can make people act in barbaric ways.

A fake person usually is someone who doesn’t feel comfortable being themselves and they put on a persona around others. The reason they do this is usually to be liked or gain popularity.

Here are some great verbal karate chops for the nasty smart ass who called you fake. Let us know what you think is the best snappy comeback from the list below. Help us out and vote for the best comeback

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Rodrigo Alves Doesn’t mind looking fake

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Rodrigo has had over 60 plastic surgeries trying to look like a human Ken doll. He says is his goal is to educate people about plastic surgeries and he has made several TV appearances showing off his unique appearance.

He is going to be on a reality show about surgery addicts called the Plastics of Hollywood.

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How to respond when people call you pale

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Funny replies when someone calls you pale

If you have fair skin people you know that people like to go on about it. There’s the usual comments that you are so pasty looking, then people will inquire if you have never ventured out of the house into the great outdoors or you may have even been referred to as albino. When summer comes, someone will always hold their tanned grizzled arm up to you your alabaster skin and go on and on about your transparent skin tone.

If you get tired of the comments about how pale you are, try one of our amusing comebacks below.

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Emma Roberts used to get teased because of her pale skin

Emma Roberts, Wikipedia Commons

Before Emma Roberts embraced her pale skin she had a few disasters with spray tans.

I had a really bad spray tan, ’cause I used to get made fun of for being pale. I thought I’m gonna get a spray tan and be really glamorous, but I looked like I rolled in mud. So, um, that was really fun. – Emma Roberts

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