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What to say when someone asks if your pregnancy was planned

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Funny things to say when someone asks if the PREGNANCY WAS PLANNED

When you announce your pregnancy, people seem to think they can ask you any anything, including, “Was the baby planned or was it an accident?” Really, some of these questions are very personal and just not appropriate to ask, you never know someone’s circumstances or of their struggles with fertility.

Maybe you’re a young and hot looking unmarried mom, and folks didn’t think that having a family was something you had in mind in the near future. Just because a baby wasn’t planned doesn’t mean the child isn’t wanted.

There is really no good time to have a have a baby or buy a house, sometimes in life, you just have to take the plunge. No doubt you have heard the saying, “If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans!” Many unplanned children turn out to be a wonderful surprise and a great blessing to their parents.

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How to answer will I see you again

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Clever replies when someone asks if they will see you again

Have you ever met someone on a dating App and they’re good-looking, they seem nice but there’s just no chemistry? Unfortunately, they want to see you again, but you’re just not interested.

Let’s face it, you’re not going to want to have a relationship with every person that you meet online, but if you are very attractive, you may find you have more potential suitors than people you are into.

A friend of mine used to share her hideous dating stories where guys would be cheap, argumentative and downright jerks. I swear she went on over 50 bad dates and then one day, viola, she met the one. After three years of terrible dates, she was married and pregnant within a year in a half. In a sea of assholes, there are some really nice people out there, even if it doesn’tseem like it at the time.

Even though you may find someone a little horrifying as a potential romantic suitor, you probably don’t want to dump them in a mean way and make an enemy for life. You never know where you may run into someone again, at a job interview, spin class or your cousin’s wedding.

So before you go and break someone’s heart, it is probably best to break it off in a nice way when you turn them down.

When you’re date asks if they’re going to see you again, use one of our clever responses below.

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Funny answers when someone asks if you like their family

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What to say when someone asks if you like their family. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

When someone asks if you like their family you have to be careful with your response. People may get annoyed with their family, but they certainly don’t appreciate anyone else bad mouthing them.

The Kardashians are a good example of a clan sticking together. Any guy that betrays them, they chew them up and spit out like garbage. Just look at a string of their exes from the Kardashian girls, a few gone on to have public meltdowns.

When you are in a relationship with somebody, their family is part of the package whether you like it or not. You will be forced to spend holidays and many special occasions together. It can be a challenge to spend time with people that you don’t really like at work, but it is even worse when it comes to your personal life and time off.

You don’t have to love your partners family but you can at least be courteous and on your best behaviour. You can think horrible thoughts in your head, just don’t share your thoughts about their relatives out loud.

Maybe the family is batshit crazy, but you can only control your behavior and how you react to them. Many families are dysfunctional, your partner may not realize that their family has an unhealthy dynamic because that is how they have always interacted.

Next time someone asks if you like their family, use one of our clever answers and smile.

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What to say when people ask if you would take your Ex back

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What to say when someone ask IF YOU WOULD TAKE YOUR EX BACK

If you have split up from a long-term relationship, friends and family will often ask if you want to get back together with your Ex. Whatever happened with your last partner, whether it was a rollercoaster ride from hell or a happy relationship, you may not want to give away too many details.

People don’t need to know that you were tired of your boyfriend farting in his sleep or the other inane details of why the relationship broke down. When you share your intimate relationship details with a nosy Aunt Nelly or the office gossip, there is a pretty good chance people will be having a laugh and discussing your private life.

There is a famous Les Brown quote:

Don’t tell anyone you’re problems. Eighty percent of the people don’t care and twenty percent of the people are glad that you have them.

Next time someone asks if you would take you’re Ex back, use one of our clever comebacks that let people know that you’ve moved on, but aren’t going to share the juicy details of the break-up.

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Sandra Bullock in July 2013
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Sandra Bullock had to publicly answer questions about her EX Jessie James

When Sandra Bullock was blindsided by her Ex Jessie James’ infidelity she didn’t trash talk him in the media. She went into hiding and waited for the storm to pass.

Sandra later shared that she devastated by the break-up and the media drama that ensued, but she had to put one foot in front of the other and get through it.

You don’t think it will pass when you’re in the middle of it, but it does.

Sandra is a great example of handling a break up with dignity.
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Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend? – Great comebacks

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How should a guy answer when asked, “Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend?“ Of course it depends who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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