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How to answer when people ask if you have a girlfriend

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How should a guy answer when asked, “Do you have a girlfriend?” Of course, it will depend on who’s doing the asking, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best comeback.

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Why, do you know someone that wants the job?
If you're interested I can get you an application. Do you think you'll pass the physical?
I'm holding auditions at my place. Wear something sexy.
Yeah I do, and my wife is pretty pissed about that!
I'm still interviewing prospects.

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What to say if someone asks if you are seeing other women

Clever replies when people ask if you are seeing other women

How should a guy respond when asked,Are you seeing any other women?” Of course it depends who says it, and how they say it, but go ahead and tell us what you think is the best answer!

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I see people all the time, I saw my mother this morning, my sister this afternoon....don't you see people, or am I just some hot guy in your eyes?
Besides you I'm seeing ... hmmm let me see... about 74.
No… other men.
I'm not a monk...

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Funny answers when people say you have too many children

Funny replies when people say you have too many children

It is amazing how strangers feel comfortable walking up to a perfect stranger and telling them that they have too many children. What is even more shocking, is people think it is OK to say these kinds of comments in front of the kids.

The number of children you have is such a personal decision, it doesn’t warrant being discussed with strangers in the grocery store. Many have large families for religious reasons. People are not as used to seeing large families anymore, the average household has just two kids.

Next time someone makes a rude comment about how many children you have, use one of our clever comebacks.

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What to say if someone asks if you would you consider having a boob job

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It can be a little shocking when a friend or your boyfriend asks if you would consider having breast enhancement. Whether you are as flat as a biscuit or a little perky, having plastic silicone shoved into your body isn’t a decision to take lightly, especially if you are doing it for someone else.

We all have parts of our bodies that we like more than others and would like to improve. Some of us have chunky thighs, pear-shaped bodies, and some of us would like bigger breasts. There is nothing wrong with having your boobs done as long as you doing it to please yourself and not someone else in your life.

If you are perfectly happy with the size of your breasts, use our clever comebacks to shut up the person who asked.

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It is interesting you would ask that question, cause I was wondering the same about you.
If you don’t look like a Calvin Klein model, don’t expect girls to look like Victoria’s Secret angels.
Would you? They have moob removal now. (man boobs)

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What to say when people call you quiet

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When you are a quiet person it can be annoying when some loud extrovert keeps going on and on about how quiet you are. Yeah, we know were quiet, you don’t need to point it out.

At least quiet people are not talking over everybody or monopolizing conversations. Maybe you don’t contribute a lot in group discussions or don’t talk when there is a subject you are not familiar with. It would he nice if some conversation hogs could stop talking for a while.

If you want to shut up the loud mouth the next time he mentions how quiet you are, use one of our clever comebacks below.

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Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find your brain back there.
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When you roll your eyes like that I assume that you are looking into your mind for an adequate response and coming up empty.
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Out of all your body parts, your eyes are probably in the best shape, you do at least a 1000 eye rolls a day.
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I don’t take eye rolling as an insult, at least your listening.
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