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How to respond when people say you must have your hands full

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What to say when people say you must have your hands full

If you have over three children there is a pretty good chance that you will be hearing you must have your hands full everywhere you go.

Sometimes you may feel liking saying, “If your hands are free, feel free to pitch in anytime and come and clean my house or do my laundry!” It can be overwhelming when you have a large family and the laundry and meal service never seems to end.

Even though it is a busy life with a large family, it certainly is rewarding and just can’t imagine what it would be like otherwise, sitting in a quiet home without children and the noise and chaos would be a pretty lonely existence.

Next time someone says you must have your hands full, smile knowing that you are truly blessed and use one of our clever replies.

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What to say when someone asks how you going to handle another child

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What to say when you are asked how you will handle another child

Expanding your family is usually a joyous occasion, most parents are thrilled when they find out that there is an addition to their family on the way. There is always a chicken little who likes to put a damper on any situation, they may ask, “How are you going to handle another child?” in a concerned way.

Maybe they are thinking back to when they had little kids with late nights and a lot of diaper changes. Perhaps they mean well, but is it really necessary for them to rub their own fear, doubt, and uncertainty all of you?

Don’t let someone and their negative point of view put a damper on your good news. Next time someone asks you how you will handle another child, smile and use one of our comebacks.

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What to say if someone asks if you know who your child’s father is

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What to say if some asks you if you know who the baby's father is

It’s hard to believe that someone would actually have the nerve to ask a woman if she knows who the father of her child is. Yes, there are actually people that rude out there in world, because one of our readers requested a response to this question.

When someone asks you such a rude personal question you may be a little shocked or taken aback. If you don’t know who the baby’s daddy is, it certainly isn’t anybody’s business but your own.

If someone is brazen enough to ask if you know who your child’s father is, they actually deserve a snappy comeback delivered with a smile.

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What to say if people ask if you’re a virgin

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Clever replies when people ASK IF YOU'RE A VIRGIN

Whether you’re a virgin or not it really is not anybody’s business but your own. Your friends or the new person who you are seeing may want to know, but you are no under no obligation to answer.

Being a virgin is nothing to be embarrassed about but you might not be ready to share your lack of a sex life with everyone you know. Talking about the intimate details of your sex life (or lack of) isn’t really first date conversation.

Some people are waiting for the right person and don’t want to give into peer pressure. Why on earth would you want to lose your virginity with the first idiot who comes along?

If you want to give an answer, that doesn’t give away too much information, try one of our comebacks below.

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Joe Jonas lost his virginity when he was 20

Joe Jonas lost virginity at 20

Joe Jonas shared with Vulture magazine when he lost his virginity.

“I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20. I’m glad I waited for the right person because you look back and you go, ‘That girl was batshit crazy. I’m glad I didn’t go there.’”

I don’t know why, but he seems to need to share the juicy details of his private life. He shared on the details on Reddit, at least he practices safe sex.

“I lost my virginity to this girl named Ashley. You can probably just Google it. It’s pretty easy to figure out. I dated a girl named Ashley, so just Google it to figure out which Ashley that is. It’s quite the great story because I didn’t have any condoms, so I went to our drummer, Jack’s room, who was my roommate at the time and I demolished his room looking for them. Found them underneath his underwear drawer. When he came home, he thought somebody broke into his room because his whole room was demolished because I was in dire need. Needed to happen then and now. Safety first, kids.”

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How to answer when people ask why you don’t have children

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Funny replies when people ask why you DON'T HAVE KIDS

If you are a couple, at some point in time someone is going to ask you when you are going to have kids. If you have just met someone and you are still figuring out your relationship, it can be embarrassing to be put on the spot. You are probably still figuring out if the person is the one for you, without adding another person into the mix.

Not everyone wants children, when you think that you are signing up to move in with someone you don’t know for the next 18 years, it’s a pretty big deal.

Next time some nosy person wants to know when you are having children, smile and use one of our clever comebacks.

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