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What to say when someone tells you to have a nice day

If you go travel to the US, it is pretty lovely how people actually say have a nice day at the end a conversation. It’s charming and sweet, but all of that happiness can seem a bit much after a while. Apparently, in the UK, where the people are not so warm and fuzzy, they find the saying to be rather insincere.

If you want to give a funny response the next time someone tells you to enjoy your day, use one of the comebacks below.

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Funny answers when people ask what classes you are taking

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When school starts one of the first things people will ask you is what classes are you taking. You may want to give a funny reply to someone you like or an evasive answer to someone you would prefer to avoid, try a few of our fun answers below.

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Funny replies when people ask if you’re a virgin

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Nobody wants to be a 30-year-old virgin, and if you are you probably don’t want to talk about it too much publicly. If people are being nosy about your sexual status you should tell them to get lost and mind their own business. If you don’t want to share your sexual status, use one of our clever comebacks below.

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Killer comebacks if someone makes fun of your eyebrows

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If you have bushy eyebrows, a monobrow or eyebrows that look different in any way, some idiot will have brought it up and not in a complimentary way.

The good news is, of all the things that you might want to change regarding your appearance, this is probably the easiest and cheapest thing to fix. All you need is a trip to the salon for some plucking or threading, a Middle Eastern style of shaping the eyebrows. I was at a dinner the other day and a 30-year-old guy told me the barber even fixes up his eyebrows, so it’s not just for girls.

It is actually amazing how having your brows done can change the shape of a face and frame your eyes. You may also be perfectly happy with your eyebrows the way they are.

If you are getting teased or harassed about the way you look you may want to shut up the critics with one of our great comebacks.

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Lorde was teased for having a monobrow when she was in school

“It’s literally f-cked that I could be on the cover of Vogue [and] I used to get called monobrow at school. That BROW IS ON COVER OF VOGUE” – Lorde

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Killer comebacks when people call you clumsy

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Not everyone is blessed with grace, some of us were born clumsy with a lack of coordination. If people make fun of you for dropping every thing or tease you for tripping everywhere you go, you will like our clever comebacks for clumsy people.

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When people call you clumsy use one of our clever comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.