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Great comebacks when people call you picky

Anytime you have standards, people start complaining and calling you too picky. Don’t let it upset you, just keep calm and carry on having enough respect for yourself that you know you deserve someone who has a lot to bring to the table.

Never apologize for having high standards, the people who want to be in your life will rise up to meet them.

The only bad thing about being too picky is you might miss out on potential opportunities. If you refuse to date guys who wear socks with sandals you could be missing out on a great guy, who just needs a few tweaks in the wardrobe department.

Below are a few snappy comebacks that may come in handy if you are called picky. Go ahead and vote for the best comeback. If you can think of an even better clever comeback, do let us know.

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What to say when people say you’re getting gray hair

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When you get your first grey hair, you might be a little surprised. After all, grey hair is for older people, not a young whipper snapper like yourself!

Then all of a sudden, you start noticing more and more grey hair. They’re sprouting up everywhere on your head. Your friends and parents keep pointing out that your silky beautiful hair is now starting to sprout strands of grey.

I have a relative who was getting grey hair, and he decided that he wanted to use henna instead of hair dye because it was better environmentally. He told me that he was going to leave the henna on his hair overnight for 12 hours, and I strongly let him know that was probably not a good idea. We all know that hair dye of any kind for 12 hours isn’t going to end well, but he is the kind of person you just can’t say anything to. He knows it all!

He slept overnight with the henna on his hair, and I swear his hair looked like Pennywise from Stephen King’s movie It! His hair was bright orange, and it was three times as red as Archie’s hair from Riverdale. It was so shocking we couldn’t stop laughing, and he still wouldn’t accept that his hair looked absolutely absurd. My friend would walk down the street, and people would stare as if he was a circus attraction or a clown. His niece said to him, “Why did you die your hair bright orange?” After that, he had to finally accept his hair looked ridiculous. So, you do need to be careful with the hair dye!

The next time someone points out that your luscious locks contain a few grey strands, use one of our fun comebacks.

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What to say when someone asks if you farted

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We all suffer from being a little gassy from time to time, but it can embarrassing when you are singled out and asked, “Did you fart?” It is even more mortifying if you are asked if you farted in front of a group of people.

You could try to run off to another area of the room and blame it on someone else, but it really is not necessary. After all, farting is natural and everyone does it, so nobody should be getting on their high horse and giving you a hard time.

Next time you are accused of letting some gas rip, use one of our clever comebacks and shut the person up.

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Clever responses when someone calls you a gold digger

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How should a girl respond when someone says, ”You are such a gold digger!” Of course it depends who’s says it a hot guy or some girl, but go ahead, tell us what you think is the best witty comeback.If you can think of an even better gold digger comeback, let us know and leave a comment below.

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What to say when someone calls you a tease

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Urban dictionary defines a tease as, “A member of the opposite sex, usually a female who entices you into thinking you have a chance. Almost always ends with you having blue balls and feelings of sorrow, resentment, and bitterness.”

If you are a girl who has turned a guy down or canceled plans there is a pretty good chance that you have been called a tease. The real reason a guy calls you a tease is he is trying to salvage his bruised ego because you turned him down. After all, you aren’t going to be into every person who asks you out or tries it on with you.

Next time some slimeball who is trying to get into your knickers calls you a tease, use one of our clever comebacks to shut the person up. If you can think of an even better snappy comeback, then let us know!

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Jessica Simpson was bullied in high school by mean girls

Jessica Simpson was picked on by mean jealous girls in high school. She was homecoming queen and a cheerleader but that doesn’t mean she didn’t have her haters. You think being extremely attractive would make things easier, it can also make things harder when you are dealing with jealous girls.

Jessica was well-developed, and every guy in high school wanted her and practically every girl hated her,” a source told the Enquirer. “Jessica put on a brave face, but it was a campaign of terror that just devastated her.”

Kids would egg or throw toilet paper at Jessica’s house. Mean girls would write nasty things about her on the pavement outside her home.

Jessica has told the media that bullies in high school made her stronger. The bullies prepared her for dealing with online trolls and being a celebrity.

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Jessica Simpson was bullied in high school by mean girls

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