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Top ten comebacks for troublemakers

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Use our top ten snappy comebacks when dealing with someone who is always causing trouble.Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Have you ever had to deal with someone who is manipulative and loves to cause trouble? Every office or school has a troublemaker and causing drama is their unique calling. Having to deal with a troublemaker can make you not want to attend an event, work or go to school.

Troublemakers like to stir up controversy by spreading gossip and starting rumors about people, then they turn around and act all innocent claiming they were only trying to help the situation.

Here are a few snappy comebacks to let the troublemaker know you are onto them and their manipulative behaviour.

What to say to a troublemaker

  1. Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
  2. Don’t tell me what they said about me, tell me why they were so comfortable saying it around you.
  3. I see you brought your extra large spoon to stir up trouble.
  4. You don’t like drama? Funny how your name comes up as executive producer on every single episode around you!
  5. I  am returning your nose. I found it in my business.
  6. Stop creating a drama and then complaining about it.
  7. It is a actually pretty easy not to be a shitty human being.Try it sometime.
  8. So, let me get this straight, you talk shit about me then you make it into MY problem when I say something.
  9. If drama follows you wherever you go. Maybe you are the drama.
  10. I hope one day you choke on all the shit you talk.

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Kevin O’Leary is known for being a troublemaker

Kevin O’Leary via Wikipedia

Kevin O’Leary, a businessman, author and television personality is known for being a troublemaker and insulting guests on his show. He has appeared on The Lang and O’Leary Exchange, Dragon’s Den and Shark Tank.

On the Lang Leary Kevin reaches a new low as he badgers a 14-year-old Rachel Parent in a debate regarding GMO food labeling. Kevin is patronizing doesn’t acknowledge her point that there should be responsible testing of GMO and non-GMO products.

 

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How to respond if someone calls you arrogant

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Use our snappy comebacks when someone calls you arrogant. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Arrogance is defined as thinking that you are superior to others and that you are in some way special. It is an insult to be called arrogant by those around you, but often people mistake arrogance for confidence.

Chris was a new stockbroker, he wasn’t a big producer but he was certainly trying to become one. He bought an expensive suit to wear to work and he was trying to project a new air of confidence. Things were going well at work for Chris but his mom thought he was getting a little big for his britches, she believed that he was becoming arrogant. Chris was trying to and act as if, to possess the quality of confidence before he even had it.

You certainly cannot control what other people of think of you, people have their own perceptions. Don’t twist yourself into a pretzel trying to please all the people in your life, 30 percent of the people will love you, thirty will hate you and thirty percent won’t care.

When you are going through a growth stage in your life, not everyone is going to appreciate the new confident you.

If you get told off for being arrogant, you can use one of our clever comebacks below.

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Comebacks for being called condescending

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What to say when somebody calls you condescending. Check out our finding the right words at the right time. www.ishouldhavesaid.net

A condescending person gives the impression that they are superior to others. They may act as if they are superior at work or school and treat people in a patronizing manner.

Next time someone complains that you are being condescending, use one of our great comebacks below.

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Top Ten Comebacks for Jerks

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We have all met a jerk who makes every situation difficult and never realizes that they are the problem. You don’t have to try to win over the haters; after all, you are not the jerk whisperer.

Life is way too short to spend your valuable time dealing with jerks. Sometimes a jerk will have it out for you for no reason, they may verbally attack, try to belittle you in public or try to embarrass you.

I went to pick up my nephew from school one day, on the playground was a 40 year old jerk, one of the parents. I had heard about him from others, putting kids down while elevating his own kid to look better.

My nephew was applying to a high school that was challenging to get into at the time. This guy said to him, “Do you really think that you will be in the twenty percent who will actually get accepted?” I just couldn’t believe that an adult could be so unkind to a kid!

If you can get the jerk out of your life do so as soon as possible do so, don’t waste your precious time thinking about the idiot.

If you get tired of putting up with the jerk and their nasty behavior, here are a few snappy comebacks to let them know they need to back off.

Top ten snappy comebacks for jerks

  1. You have the rest of your life to be a jerk, why not take today off?
  2. Jesus loves you but everyone thinks you’re a jerk.
  3. Oh, I heard you. I just don’t care.
  4. Remember that time you shut the f*uck up? Me neither
  5. The jerk store called, they’re running out of you.
  6. I would love to insult you but I’m afraid I wouldn’t do as well as nature did.
  7. You’re the reason nobody likes you.
  8. You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
  9. Your dick belongs in your pants, not your personality.
  10. I love the sound you make when you shut up.

I received this email from a jerk

I received this email from a jerk

The email made me laugh because this guy was such a jerk and yet he couldn’t see it.

He comes to a website with free content and then complains he has to scroll down slightly on his phone. Talk about first world problems, imagine if the Mark had to walk a mile to a well to get water for his family.

It would have taken him a lot longer to find the page to submit a comment than to scroll down past a couple of lines of text. We all have a choice of how we chose to spend time on this planet, some people spend their lives majoring in minor things.

Everyone has to deal with haters in their lives. I sent Mark the following message.

reply to an email hater

I should have said, “You have the rest of your life to be a jerk, why not take today off?”

They say that every bad situation contains the seed of good as well. I was thinking of ways to expand my content and Mark has just given me the idea to share emails from morons to prove a point.

Thanks, Mark!

Justin Timberlake had to deal with a lot of jerks in high school

Justin Timberlake, Gage Skidmore, Wikipedia Commons

Singer Justin Timberlake wasn’t so popular growing up because he preferred music to football and in the
state of Tennessee, where he grew up, that just wasn’t considered cool. He’s pretty popular with the ladies now, but he reveals he was picked on all the time at school and he had I had terrible acne and weird hair. When Justin was on the Ellen Dengeneres show he said, “The thing about life … is …… is … everything … you feel makes you weird is essentially what’s gonna make you sexy as an adult…. When you’re a kid I think you try so hard to fit in and when you get older you realize that fitting in isn’t really the thing that’s more interesting…. I would not be here if I would have listened to the kids who told me I was a terrible singer and I was a sissy…. Be different.”

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Top Ten Comebacks for People who Keep bothering You

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Use these top ten ocmebacks when people keep bothering you. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavesaid.net .

Dealing with annoying people is an inevitable part of life. There will be times you need to stand up for yourself and times when it is better to walk away, after all, you don’t have to attend every argument you are invited to.

Difficult people usually have the same behaviour around other people, not just you. You can start wondering why this is happening to you, but it is their problem and they probably have many difficult relationships in their life.

If someone is continually bothering you it is important to set boundaries and let the person know. You can let know what you find acceptable and what you don’t and what you are not willing to tolerate.

Maya had spent year’s dealing with her negative father who would contradict everything she said and continually make negative judgments about her life. She had learned to stop reacting to the criticisms, but when her father crossed the line she always had a few one-liners in her pocket to let her dad know his behaviour was not OK.

Here are some snappy comebacks to let the person know you just want to be left alone.

Top Ten Comebacks for People who Keep bothering You

  1. Please do not disturb I am disturbed enough already.
  2. Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
  3. How do I block you in real life?
  4. You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
  5. If I throw a stick, will you go away?
  6. No…you’re not bothering me. In fact, I stopped listening to you about 10 minutes ago!
  7. You go girl! And don’t comeback!
  8. Don’t think of it as goodbye. Think of it as a chance to stop bothering me.
  9. Go away, I’m too sober to deal with you.
  10. Please go away I’m introverting.

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Top ten comebacks for a know it all

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We have all met them, the guy or girl who won’t stop talking offering up unwanted advice and thinks that they know it all. Whatever you say, they know better or claim they done better blah, blah, blah.

There is nothing worse than getting cornered at a party by a know it all, who offers all sorts of unsolicited advice. They discount other people’s comments and suggestions because theirs are better.

Jason attended a Meetup group to meet new people who owned online business. He was hoping to meet new people who were at the same level as he was or further along the path.

Jason was introduced to someone at the event who told him that having a blog wouldn’t work, it wasn’t possible to make money from blogs anymore. He laughed to himself because he was making money every day from his blog. He could tell the know it all was argumentative and he didn’t want to waste his energy debating whether or not blogs could make money, so he changed the topic.

Jason shared that it was interested in becoming an Amazon seller. The know it all told him that it would never work, you can’t make money selling on Amazon and don’t even waste your time trying. The funny thing was the know it all didn’t have an online business, and he was acting as if he was an expert on the topic when his results showed otherwise.

If you don’t want to listen to the know it all warble on, try one of our clever comebacks below.

 

Top Ten Comebacks for Know it Alls

  1. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  2. Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the f**k up.
  3. You would argue with a fence post.
  4. Being right isn’t nearly as important as knowing when to shut up.
  5. Rather than us agreeing to disagree why don’t you just be quiet.
  6. Try being informed instead of being opinionated.
  7. Everything we hear is an opinion not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective not a truth.
  8. Open your mind not your mouth.
  9. Since you know everything, then you know you’re an asshole.
  10. I didn’t realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it!  Continue while I take notes.

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Great comebacks when someone tells you to calm down

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Clever comebacks when someone tells you to calm down. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Have you ever had an annoying friend or relative purposely get you all worked up and angry and then tell you to calm down? Yeah, they know how to push your buttons and deliberately irritate you, then they act all sweet and innocent like they have your best interests at heart.

Someone telling you to calm down is basically insinuating that you’re crazy for reacting in the way you did. Having someone order you about when you are pissed off makes the situation worse.

When your buttons have been pushed, and steam is hissing from your ears, use one of our clever comebacks to let them know their behavior is not OK.

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Top Ten Rudest comebacks Ever

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Top ten rudest comebacks for bullies. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavesaid.net

If you are dealing with critics and haters try not to listen. Don’t shrink your greatness,  you can’t control what other people think or say about you. Whatever you do someone will judge you for it, 30 percent will love it, 30 percent will hate it, and 30 percent won’t care. Try your best not to take it personally, have as little interaction with the hater as you possibly can.

No matter what you do someone is going to judge you for it, you could be the most beautiful person on the planet and someone will call you unattractive. Some people just sit on the sidelines of life criticizing other people yet they themselves have nothing to contribute to the world.

What you can control is what you do everyday towards reaching your goals, keep following your unique path and journey. Make your hater your motivator.

Be the best you can be in your life and just keep going. The hater will probably complaining and hating on someone else next week.

If people are giving you a hard time, try one of our rudest comebacks ever to shut them up. If you are one of those people who has trouble remembering great comebacks, check out our Top Ten Comebacks IOS App.

Top Ten Rudest comebacks Ever

  1. You’re like a bag of Pampers. Self absorbed and full of shit.
  2. I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.
  3. Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fuck up.
  4. Yep, no doubt about it, your father should have pulled out earlier.
  5. I swear some men were conceived by anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.
  6. I’m not a proctologist but I sure know an asshole when I see one.
  7. I hear there’s a new app called a sense of humour. Download it bitch!
  8. You’re like a plunger, you like bringing up old shit.
  9. I don’t sugarcoat shit, I’m not Willy Wonka.
  10. Acting like a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Dwayne Johnson had to deal with his fair share of haters and critics

By Eva Rinaldi – Dwayne Johnson, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=25135388

It is hard to believe that Dwayne Johnson, “The Rock” ever had haters. He is now 229 lbs, 6’5 and pure muscle. But it wasn’t always that way, you would think Dwayne had the perfect life but he has personally faced some real challenges and some big critics along his journey.

I was always the new kid so that made me a target,” he says. “We moved so much that we lived in fourteen different states because my dad was on the road which was unsettling and disorientating. I used to get into a lot of fights. I wouldn’t start them, but you know when you’re the new kid …”

When Johnson was in his early 20s, he battled depression after he was cut from the Calgary Stampeders, a Canadian Football League. He was also passed over for the NFL, it was a very difficult time for him, he says it was his rock bottom.

I had just seven bucks in my pocket, I had nowhere to live and I had to move back into my parents’ house and that was a low blow. I was lost, I didn’t know where I was going to go, what was going to come next because I couldn’t see a future. In hindsight it was also the best thing to happen to me because I learned during that period no one was going to hand me a life, I wasn’t going to get back on my feet feeling sorry for myself, I had to pick myself up and keep going and fighting and grasp and claw and scratch at every opportunity that came my way.


Dwayne’s grandfather was a wrestler, so he decided to get into the family business and joined the WWE. He got off to a rocky start, during Wrestle-mania he was booed by 20,000 fans chanting, “Rocky sucks.” He stood up to the fans, but he realized the valuable lesson to just be himself.” About a month later, I was the hottest heel in the company and things were on fire,” he says. “And the greatest lesson about that is be you. … The most powerful thing you can be is yourself.”

Dwayne started acting in 2001 and by 2017 he was named the highest paid actor in Hollywood.

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Top ten snappy comebacks for mean girls

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Comebacks for mean bully girls. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavenet.net.

Every school or office has a few mean girls who are just plain nasty!  If you are being picked on by a mean girl, you are not alone, many girls have been picked on at school.

The mean girl thinks she is the Queen Bee and prances around like she owns the place, in charge of everyone and everything. Middle school and high school can be awkward times for teens, who are going through a lot of changes and want to fit in.

Often the mean girl will target someone who she thinks is an easy mark, somebody she thinks won’t respond when she singles them out.  Be prepared the next time she tries to embarrass you in front of others and have a comeback ready. If you need help remembering the comebacks, our Top Ten Comebacks App can help you out.

Often when you respond with a comeback, the mean girl will move on to someone else who she thinks is an easier target.

Here is a top ten list of snappy comebacks you can use on mean girls.These comebacks should leave the nasty girl a little startled that someone snapped back.

Top Ten Sarcastic Comebacks for Mean Girls

  1. Where’s your off button?
  2. If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.
  3. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
  4. You should use glue stick instead of Chapstick.
  5. I’ve been called worse by better.
  6. I don’t hate you, I’m just simply not excited about your existence.
  7. Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
  8. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
  9. Have a nice day, somewhere else.
  10. You should come with a warning label.

Jessica Alba was bullied by mean girls at school

Jessica Alba Via Wikipedia

I’d eat my lunch in the nurses’ office so I didn’t have to sit with the other girls. Apart from my being mixed race, my parents didn’t have money so I never had the cute clothes or the cool back pack. – Jessica Alba

If you asked almost any grown woman if they were ever picked on by a mean girl at school they would probably tell you yes. Mean girls have been around since the beginning of time. You are not alone.

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How to respond when someone calls you annoying

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When someone calls you annoying, shut them up with these snappy comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.
Urban Dictionary defines annoying as, “Causing irritation or annoyance. To disturb and irritate.”

There are many traits the general population finds annoying like excessive talking, invading somebody’s space, whining and people who are tiring to deal with.

Then there are things that each individual person finds annoying that are more esoteric. Maybe your mean Aunt Bertha doesn’t like Dr. Phil’s colloquial Texas sayings? There are things that are not worth worrying about or changing your behviour for.

Next time someone is overreacting and being petty by calling you annoying, go ahead and annoy them with one of our clever comebacks.

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