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When you have gone through a breakup, it is necessary to cut off communication with your ex to help yourself heal and process the end of the relationship.

For a lot of women, running into your ex is a nightmare. It can be overwhelming and even worse if you are not looking your best.

What will you say the next time you run into your ex, or he calls you and takes you by surprise? Your heart may start racing or pounding loudly as you hear their voice for the first time in a while.


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Not all relationships end well. In fact, often things end badly. Whatever happened, running into your ex can be awkward and make you feel uncomfortable, especially if they treated you poorly.

If you want to let your ex know that you have moved on and don’t care, use one of our snappy comebacks.

The funny thing is when you treat them mean; sometimes it keeps them keen. Some people are just attracted to people who aren’t available.

Top ten sarcastic relationship comebacks for your Ex

1. Break ups do hurt, but losing someone who doesn’t appreciate or respect you is a gain not a loss.

2. Sometimes it is just time to move on and turn the page.

3. Yes, I’m smiling but you’re not the reason anymore.

4. Things end, people change and life goes on.

5. I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

6. Ex means: thanks for the EXperience, our time has EXpired, now EXit my life.

7. What I like best about our relationship is you’re no longer in it.

8. I usually give someone more chances than they deserve but once I’m done I’m done.

9. Relationships are a lot like algebra. Sometimes you look at your ex and wondered why?

10. I’m not really a bitch. I just play one in your life.

You deserve to be picky with your next boyfriend. Check out great comebacks for your EX. |

I am sure Gwen Stefani has a few things she would like to say to Cheater Gavin Rossdale

Gwen Stefani, Wikipedia

Gwen Stefani found out that Gavin had been cheating on her for three years with the family nanny. The singer found explicit texts between the nanny and Gavin on the family iPad. Yeah, just what you want your kids to find on the family device, nude pictures of the nanny.

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Famous people who have had a challenging time with their Ex

1. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Their divorce was very public and had all the elements of a Hollywood story. They had to deal with custody fights, property disputes, and a lot of attention from the media.

2. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard

Their divorce was widely publicized and a catastrophe, with accusations of violence and court fights that kept the tabloids buzzing about them.

3. Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

Their breakup was another newsworthy event. It can be hard to find a good balance between being respected, taking care of your family, and dealing with your own problems.

4. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt

Their divorce in 2005 was a significant celebrity news story, with suspicions of infidelity and a public dispute over who was at fault for the split.

5. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

When they broke up, it was all over the news. Both of them had a hard time because of custody fights and the attention of the media.

It just goes to show that relationships can get pretty difficult for anyone, whether they are famous or not. One minute, you’re on cloud nine and feel like you’re on top of the world. The next, you’re left scratching your head and asking what the heck just happened.

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The Role of counselling and self care

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When you are dealing with your ex and you find it stressful, consider getting support from a professional. Talking to a counselor is a great way to work through a challenging situation, and help you find some strategies to work through the person’s behaviour.

Better Help is a great resource where you can talk to a counselor from the comfort of your own home.

Taking care of your own needs isn’t selfish, and you will feel better in the long run.

What to say to your EX

Got any comments, questions or tips for dealing with someone who is dealing with their EX? Share them in the comments below.

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    1. If your ex calls you something degrading pretend it was meant for THEM and say oh don’t talk about yourself like that and innocently walk away

        1. Nah girl you say sry small objects are choking hazards it’s way better also it will get him hella pissed

  1. Omg thank you for these lists of comebacks!!! I have had a really tough time trying to forget about my ex because he keeps on texting me… after these comebacks, he’s sure to be speechless

  2. Here’s one – my ex was calling me a hos and I’m like sorry even tho I dated u I didn’t catch ur disease aka man whore

      1. That is beautiful I love that!
        Here’s another one:
        Twinkle Twinkle little whore,
        Close your legs your not a door.
        Your gonna catch an STD.
        Your only wanted cause your free.
        Twinkle Twinkle little whore,
        Your cheaper than the dollar store.

        1. Another one is, i heard you are dating someone new, im eating a sandwich ask her if she wants those leftovers too.

  3. Gosh! My life entirely changed since I met [email protected] by chance on internet! All my dreams has been turning to real, it’s unbelievable! My husband who let me for 2YEARS came back to me two days after and… he changed! he loves me again, like the first day! Thank again for all, I am glad for what you have done for me….Katy USA

  4. Ex:two wrongs make a right like ur mom
    Comeback:boii go ask ur parents if two wrongs make a right because look how u turned out.

    This is a mean comeback but some people deserve it.

  5. Ok so my boyfriend broke up with me and now is after all of my friends and we go to school together. He doesn’t talk to me or told me why he broke up with me and he talks to all my friends and gives me the evil eye every time I’m with them. So Bryn what do I say

    1. I Have something to say I said it to my EX today it was so funny hear it is.
      Eenie meanie miny moe, caught you cheating with a hoe. You lied right to my face, think again you’ve been replaced. XD XD

      1. Hey Ada Say why did we break up if that doesn’t work ask your friends to ask him and then tell them to tell you and if you’re really mad say this to his face.

        Eenie meanie miny moe, caught you cheatin with a hoe. You lied right to my face, think again you’ve been replaced I don’t know Bryn what does she say Mmmm Bryn.!!

    2. u know he cant control u jus ignore him and move on with ur life its ur friends not his its ur life not his do what u wan live happily doesnt mean he gives u the stink eye or whatsoever jus roll ur eyes and turn and continue talking to ur friends dont let him think that u’ll always listen to him n all show him what u’ve got stand ur ground u can do this!!! ignore him dont say anything jus smile and roll ur eyes afterall smiling intimates those who wan to destroy u

    3. Go straight to him and say “you know I honestly thought you took my breath away but that was just me being suffocated by your bullshit “

  6. If your ex says do u wanna go out again try’s to be nice put your hand on his shoulder and say “I’ve been wanting to say this for a long time..and.. *sigh*….I think you should go to hell” ?

    1. Hi Me, I am sorry to hear that someone was so unkind to you. Even though it feels horrible right now there will be a lot of great guys in your future.

      You could say:

      1) I was just trying make sure you didn’t feel like complete shit because not even your mother could love you.
      2) You have the rest of your life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
      3) Too bad you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality.
      4) I am far from perfect, at least I don’t have an ugly heart.
      5) I should have never been nice to an asshole like you. All you get is shit in return.

      Talk to someone close to you in your family to help you through the situation.

      Good luck,


    2. My crush did the exact same thing to me so I made his crush do the same prank on him he was crying lol and I told him that I blocked him, i hate him and he sucks and he’s a loser i also told him that I hate him and he should go to hell and die. I called him annoying and rude then got Aa boy to beat him up

  7. My ex has got a new gf and a “son” and he thinks that is gonna make him happy. Like he doesn’t even make enough money, he argues a ton. Like what’s gonna happen to the gf and the boy?? Makes you wonder. He’s got the temper of his dad, so watch out.

  8. when he trys to blame you or says it’s your fault:

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