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How to respond when people make fun of your hairline

What to say when you are roasted for your hairline

For guys, a receding hairline is one of the worst things that can ever happen, not only does is suck that your hairline is receding, but even worse, it could be leading to a path to baldness.

For some reason people like to make jokes about hairlines, Reddit even has a thread Roast my hairline. No doubt you have heard all the lame hairline jokes before.

Remember every single one of us has something hideous about us that we could all be roasted for, nobody is immune. The guy who is ribbing you may have a spotty face or the girl who makes a snide comment may be carrying a few extra pounds.

There is not much you can do to stop a receding hairline unless you have a ton of cash, but you can certainly shut up the people who are giving you a hard time about it.

Next time someone roasts for your hairline, use one of our clever comebacks below.


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Your hairline jokes are so bad, you make me want to pull out the hair I have left.
Really, that is the best you've got.
A pretty face needs space.
Your mama pulled all the hair right off my head.

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Got any comments, questions or tips for dealing with someone who makes fun of your hairline? Share them in the comments below.


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5 Responses

  1. Too bad you can’t say my intellect doesn’t have a hairline, because that sounds like your only legit insult.

  2. Or if they have a fade say…
    The way you so ugly that ain’t a fade on your head, that’s your hair running away from your face

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