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What to say when someone contradicts everything you say

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When someone constantly contradicts you, use these great comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

Have you ever spent the day with somebody who contradicts everything you say? People who constantly contradict others can drive you to the point of insanity.

Apparently, there is an official term called “oppositional confrontation style,” where the person basically disagrees with everything you say. If you mention that it is a sunny day outside, they will point out that they actually see clouds on the horizon. If you mention that someone did an amazing thing they will negate your point and claim the opposite is true and the person did a rubbish job.

Just for fun, watch their pattern and see how many times they say the opposite of everything point you make in an hour. Acting a contradictive asshole certainly won’t win a person a lot of friends.

If someone keeps winding you up and pushing your buttons with their contradictions, use one of our clever comebacks below, and give them a taste of their own medicine.

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Stop saying that I like him

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Stop saying I like him. Check out our top ten comeback lists.

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My friends keep saying I have a crush on this guy in our high school who is really mean. I can’t stand the guy who I am accused of having a crush on and it really annoying. Now other kids, who are not my friend,  are starting to say that I like this guy. HELP!

Anonymous, UK

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Hey Anonymous,

It must really wind you up when someone says you like him and you don’t. Here are a few things you can say to shut them all up. Be calm when you use the comebacks, by overreacting you will give the impression that you do like him.

  1. I’m sure he’ll make some girl that isn’t me really, really happy some day
  2. I’d rather remove my own gallbladder with an oyster fork than go out with him.
  3. If he was the last man on earth, I would let the human race die off.
  4. If he was the last man on earth, and I was the last woman on earth I’d become a lesbian.
  5. If only I hadn’t just enrolled in a convent…
  6. My business isn’t your business. Unless you’re my thong, don’t be up
    my ass.

Good luck!

Bryn

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Comebacks when someone says don’t talk back to me

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When your parents are annoyed with you they may accuse you of talking back. It can be challenging to even get a word in when they are going on about some fictional crime you have apparently committed. Here are a few really awesome snappy responses for the next time someone accuses you of  back talk.

See the most popular comeback for being accused of talking back determined by I should have said voters.

Use this snappy comeback if someone says don’t talk back to me. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

Use this snappy comeback if someone says don’t talk back to me. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

Use this snappy comeback if someone says don’t talk back to me. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

Use this snappy comeback if someone says don’t talk back to me. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

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My friends are making fun of my YouTube channel

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If you are a creator trying something new, there will be a hater who's gonna hate.

People at school have been making fun of my YouTube channel. I put a lot of time and effort into it, so seeing people shit all over it is very upsetting to me. Can you maybe give me some comebacks that are really rude and shocking for this situation?

Thanks,

Simon

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Hey Simon,

It is hurtful when you are starting out, trying to create something and people who are closest to you make negative comments. You often find the people who criticize are the same people who never take any chances or risks, the armchair quarterbacks of life.

Don’t let someone’s opinion of you become your reality. PewDiePie wasn’t as funny and entertaining when he first started, check out some of his earlier videos. Keep going and don’t give up!

Here are a few things you can say

1)Not everyone has to like me, I can’t force you to have good taste.

2) Know what’s funny? Not you, so shut up! In order for you to insult me I would have to value your opinion.  Nice try though.

3) I can always count on you to relentlessly point out the negative.

4) I farted… that’s as close as you’re going to get to me giving a shit.

Rude comebacks

1)Those penis enlargement pills are working. You are twice the dick you were yesterday.

2) Keep your miserable ass away from me.

3) I’d like to see your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass. Good luck!

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Funny comebacks when someone calls you a bitch

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Have you ever noticed that when a woman or girl stands up for herself, all of a sudden people start calling her a bitch?  Almost every teen girl and woman has been called a bitch at some point, by someone.

Next time some smart ass calls you a bitch unfairly, use one of our snappy comebacks below.

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