Snappy Comebacks for all Situations
Some people seem to be naturally sunny and happy but We can’t all be sparkly rays of sunshine every day. If you have someone in your life who is giving you a hard time for being negative, try one of our snappy comebacks below.
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If you are offering up unsoliited advice all the time, there’s a good chance that someone is going to accuse you of being critical. If you think the person is being overly sensitive, and you want to say something back, try one of our snappy comebacks below.
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Being called a nerd used to be a derogatory term, but nerds are now the new rock stars of our society. Every kid who codes wants to be the next Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page or Sergey Brin. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a nerd, but if it pisses you off when people call you one, try a few of our great comebacks below.
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If somebody calls you an asshole once you might let them get away with it. If they call you an asshole a couple of times, then you need to say something. Pick a great comeback from the list below, and deliver a snappy response.
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If you are minding your own business and somebody blurts out, “What are you looking at?” You may want to ignore them or use a funny comeback.Check out our great comebacks below.
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All of us have been called stupid at some point in time by someone. If some smart-ass is trying to embarrass you and make you look like a dumb ass in front of others, fire off one the snappy comebacks below.
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Most of us have experienced drinking a little too much now and again. If you are having too much fun, and somebody makes snarky comment about your drinking, try one of our snappy comebacks.
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Hey Bryn, I need a comeback for a guy who keeps leaking my secrets 🙁
Larry, UK
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Hey Larry,
It’s really horrible when you find out that someone you trust is sharing personal things about you. Hopefully he didn’t share anything too personal like your darkest and deepest secrets!
Here are a couple of things that you can say to get your message across loud and clear.
1. Just because you have the ability to open your mouth doesn’t mean you should. Stop telling people my personal information.
2. If you don’t shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it will be your teeth. Stop sharing my business.
3. If you ran like your mouth you’d be in great shape. Stop telling people my personal shit.
4. I hope one day you choke on all that shit you talk. Stop telling my personal stuff to people.
5. You should introduce your lower lip to your upper lip sometime and shut up! Stop talking about me.
Good luck!
Bryn
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If you are shy, quiet and uncomfortable around people, you may be mistaken for being stuck up. There is no pleasing some folks, so you just have to live your life on your terms and get on with it. If people call you stuck up well, that’s their issue, not yours.
If you are tired of people making comments about how you’re stuck up, try one of our snappy comebacks below.
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If you have a partner or someone in your life who is always getting mad at you and freaking out over small things it can exhausting. It gets to a point when you want to let the person know that they are a spaz, or a little ridiculous for blowing everything out of proportion. Worst case, their intent could be questionable or bad. Here are a few comebacks to let the individual know they need to get it together and calm down.
These comebacks are also available in a printable format.
These comebacks are also available in a printable format.