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Funny answers when people ask what classes you are taking

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When school starts one of the first things people will ask you is what classes are you taking.  You may want to give a funny reply to someone you like or an evasive answer to someone you would prefer to avoid, try a few of our fun answers below.

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When people what classes you are taking, make them laugh with one of our clever comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

When people what classes you are taking, make them laugh with one of our clever comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

When people what classes you are taking, make them laugh with one of our clever comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

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Funny replies when people ask if you’re a virgin

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Nobody wants to be a 30-year-old virgin, and if you are you probably don’t want to talk about it too much publicly. If people are being nosy about your sexual status you should tell them to get lost and mind their own business. If you don’t want to share your sexual status, use one of our clever comebacks below.

See the most popular comeback when people ask if you are a virgin,  determined by I should have said voters.

When people keep asking if you are a virgin and you don’t want to answer, make them laugh with one of our clever comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

When people keep asking if you are a virgin and you don’t want to answer, make them laugh with one of our clever comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net. When people keep asking if you are a virgin and you don’t want to answer, make them laugh with one of our clever comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

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Comebacks when someone says what are you looking at

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If you are minding your own business and somebody blurts out,  “What are you looking at?”  You may want to ignore them or use a funny comeback.Check out our great comebacks below.

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Funny answers when someone asks your age

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People don’t always want to reveal their actual age for various reasons. If someone asks how old you are, and you don’t want to give a straightforward answer, try a few of these snappy comebacks. I am sure the person you are talking to will break into a smile with some of these great answers.

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Comebacks when someone calls you ugly

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If someone calls you ugly, use one of these comebacks to put the person in their place and walk away like a boss. What someone says about you defines who they are, not who you are.

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When someone makes fun of the way you look calling you ugly

Comebacks for mean people who call you ugly. Check out our top ten comeback lists at www.ishouldhavesaid.net .

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The top ten things you wish you could say to a lazy coworker

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What you wish you could say to a lazy co worker. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

Every office has that one lazy coworker who is happy to screw the pooch and not get any work done. If you are the kind of person who goes above and beyond, you probably end up having to do extra work to compensate. Even worse, you’re boss doesn’t even see that that you’re coworker is a lazy git. If you want to say something to the slacker, here are a few humorous things you can to get your point across.

  1. Don’t mistake my efficiency as meaning that i want to have your job too.
  2. If there was an award for laziness you would probably send someone to go pick it up for you.
  3. Oh, you can do my job? Funny, I haven’t seen you do yours just yet.
  4. Pretending to look busy on a Friday is the hardest work you do all week.
  5. I’m not asking you for a favor… I’m telling you to do your job.
  6. Sorry, I wasn’t aware that “lazy f*ck” is part of your job description. I will be more considerate next time I ask for something.
  7. Oh, that task isn’t in your job description? Well dealing with your bullshit isn’t in mine.
  8. Your out of office reply is responding to more emails than you ever do.
  9. Have a seat, standing there watching everyone else work all day must be exhausting!
  10. I’d ask you to go f*ck yourself, but you would probably reverse delegate that to me too.

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Comebacks for people who interrupt when you are talking

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When someone constantly interrupts you, use one of our clever comebacks on them. Check out our top ten comeback lists. www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

Have you ever been talking to someone at work or school and all of a sudden they start talking over you and completely interrupt what you were saying. Even worse, they cut you off and then jump in and finish your sentence for you. It can be frustrating not being heard, interrupted and talked over.

If you want to let the individual know that you are tired of their rude behaviour, here are a few things that you can say to make them stop or just feel better so you are not silently suffering. Go ahead, and vote for the best answer.

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Top ten comebacks for obnoxious people

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Use our top ten snappy comebacks when dealing with an obnoxious person. Check out our top ten comeback list for obnoxious people

Annoying and obnoxious people are everywhere; they are in line at the grocery store, at the movies or even at your Thanksgiving dinner. Dealing with obnoxious individuals can be very aggravating and can cause a lot of stress.

Obnoxious people don’t realize that they are the cause of the problem. They go through life clashing with everyone they come into contact with and have conflict in many of their relationships. They never seem to figure out what they are doing wrong or why they don’t have many close friends.

Eden was excited to see an old friend from school who had moved away to a foreign country for a couple of years. Savannah was back in town, Eden decided to invite her family over for a get together. They were both now 16 years old, last time they saw each other they were 14.

As soon as Savannah arrived at her old friend’s house she had a rude attitude towards everyone. She proceeded to insult the pie that Eden had made from scratch saying it was terrible. The rest of the time she just sat on her phone and ignored everyone in the group. She then stood up and said, “We should go this is really boring.” The host family all just stared in shock, their lower jaw hanging open.

Some people are just not worth the effort! When you clean your house, cook for someone and welcome them into your home you don’t expect to be insulted. When you witnessing shockingly bad behaviour you decide that some people are just not the kind of people you want to spend time with.

If you have had enough, here are a few snappy comebacks to get your point across.

What to say to an obnoxious person

  1. Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up
  2. Is there an app I can download to make you go away?
  3. The level of your obnoxious is obnoxious.
  4. You should introduce your lower lip to your upper lip sometime and shut up!
  5. How do I block you in real life?
  6. You sir are the human version of period cramps.
  7. There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
  8. I like the noise you make when you shut the f*ck up.
  9. It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass.
  10. Damn bitch. Are you a smoke detector cause you are really f*cking loud and annoying.

Kanye West has had a lot of obnoxious behaviour over the years

Kanye West by David Shankbone, Wikipedia

The world would be a better place if Kanye West kept to rapping and gave up the obnoxious trash talk. When he isn’t interrupting award speeches, he’s social media stirring up drama. Kanye has to constantly apologize to other celebrities for his bad behaviour, you would think he would eventually realize that he is better off keeping his mouth shut.

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Top ten replies to other people’s comebacks

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If someone uses a comeback on you reply with one of our counter comebacks. Check out our top ten comeback lists www.ishouldhavesaid.net.

If you are out and about and someone sends a couple of insults your way, you may be temporarily lost for words. It is always helpful to have a few great counter comebacks in your back pocket, so you are ready to battle at any moment.

Comebacks are kind of like verbal warfare, and there is an art form to be able to quickly whip up an awesome clever response. To deliver an even better insult you need to possess a quick wit and be pretty damn smart. if you don’t possess those traits we can help you out.

If you are always picked on for a certain thing like your weight, be prepared with a few comebacks if someone calls you fat. Practice saying the comebacks until they just roll off your tongue.

If someone slays you with a comeback, here are a few counter comebacks say as a response.

Top Ten Counter Comebacks to other people’s comebacks

  1. I can eat alphabet soup and shit out a better reply than that.
  2. I’ve heard smarter things from a schizophrenic with Tourette’s.
  3. Your death with probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time.
  4. Quit trying to be a smart ass when you are just an ass.
  5. How long did it take you to come up with that one?
  6. No. No. I am listening; it just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once.
  7. I bet you were up all night trying to come up that one.
  8. You’re like a hemorrhoid, a pain the ass who won’t go away.
  9. Your village called. They said they lost their idiot.
  10. You’re comeback was so stupid it didn’t even comeback.

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Chris Rock needed a few good counter comebacks growing up

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Chris Rock certainly needed to be prepared with a few counter comebacks when he was growing up in Brooklyn.

At age 13, Chris’ mom wanted him to go a better school outside of their neighborhood. He had to take several buses to get to Brooklyn, Bensonhurst, where he was the old black student a white high school. Most of the students at Chris’ school were of Italian descent.

He suffered verbal taunts and weekly beatings from the others students. Chris needed to use his quick wit to survive in his new school to make friends and ultimately survive the bullying.

Chris developed a lot of quick wit and went on to become one of the top-ranked comedians in America. They have even made a sitcom about his life called Everybody Hates Chris.

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Great comebacks if someone calls you a ginger

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Use these great comebacks if somebody calls you a ginger.

Urban Dictionary describes a ginger as, “A human characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair.” Gingers are often stereotyped as not having a soul, having terrible tempers and stealing sun screen. Here are a few snappy comebacks that gingers can use to shut people up.

Even Prince Harry complained that he was bullied for being ginger at school. Why is discrimination against people with red hair  acceptable, there is no way it would be acceptable to make similar comments to overweight people.

Here are a few snappy comebacks that redheads can use to shut people up next time they make a rude comment.

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Ed Sheeran was picked on for his red hair during his school days

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The British singer, Ed Sheeran,  of the song The ‘Lego House’ reveals that he was teased for his ginger hair growing up. Ed said, “I think everyone goes through a bit of bullying at school. Of course you get picked on for certain things, but I think it ends up being a positive,” A lot of kids are teased because they look different from their peers.” Ed shared “I was quite a weird kid when I was little, I wore big glasses, had hearing problems, had a stutter and I had ginger hair, but I am now a successful musician and I have nothing to complain about.” It may have been hard being teased for red hair growing up, but it actually helped his careers later on, as there weren’t that many ginger haired kids on TV or YouTube, so it made it easier for Ben to stand out and get noticed.

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