snappy comebacks

Comebacks when someone tells you to calm down

There is nothing worse than someone who purposely winds you up and then tells you to calm down.  When someone tells you to calm down it provokes a response, and generally not a nice one! Here are a few things you can say to the instigator to shut them up.

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Clever comebacks when someone makes you mad and then tells you to calm down. Check out our top ten comeback lists. https://ishouldhavesaid.net

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Clever comebacks when someone makes you mad and then tells you to calm down. Check out our top ten comeback lists. https://ishouldhavesaid.net

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Comebacks when someone says what are you looking at

If you are minding your own business and somebody blurts out,  “What are you looking at?”  You may want to ignore them or use a funny comeback. Check out our great comebacks below.

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Funny comebacks to what are you looking at?
Funny comebacks to what are you looking at?

Comebacks when someone says don’t talk back to me

When your parents are annoyed with you they may accuse you of talking back. It can be challenging to even get a word in when they are going on about some fictional crime you have apparently committed. Here are a few really awesome snappy responses for the next time someone accuses you of  back talk.

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Use this snappy comeback if someone says don’t talk back to me. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net
Use this snappy comeback if someone says don’t talk back to me. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

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Use this snappy comeback if someone says don’t talk back to me. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net
Use this snappy comeback if someone says don’t talk back to me. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

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My friends are making fun of my YouTube channel

Ask Bryn

If you are a creator trying something new, there will be a hater who's gonna hate.

People at school have been making fun of my YouTube channel. I put a lot of time and effort into it, so seeing people shit all over it is very upsetting to me. Can you maybe give me some comebacks that are really rude and shocking for this situation?

Thanks,

Simon

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Hey Simon,

It is hurtful when you are starting out, trying to create something and people who are closest to you make negative comments. You often find the people who criticize are the same people who never take any chances or risks, the armchair quarterbacks of life.

Don’t let someone’s opinion of you become your reality. PewDiePie wasn’t as funny and entertaining when he first started, check out some of his earlier videos. Keep going and don’t give up!

Here are a few things you can say

1)Not everyone has to like me, I can’t force you to have good taste.

2) Know what’s funny? Not you, so shut up! In order for you to insult me I would have to value your opinion.  Nice try though.

3) I can always count on you to relentlessly point out the negative.

4) I farted… that’s as close as you’re going to get to me giving a shit.

Rude comebacks

1)Those penis enlargement pills are working. You are twice the dick you were yesterday.

2) Keep your miserable ass away from me.

3) I’d like to see your point of view but I can’t get my head that far up my ass. Good luck!

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Funny comebacks when someone calls you a bitch

Have you ever noticed that when a woman or girl stands up for herself, all of a sudden people start calling her a bitch?  Almost every teen girl and woman has been called a bitch at some point, by someone.

Next time some smart ass calls you a bitch unfairly, use one of our snappy comebacks below.

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Here's a great comeback if someone calls you a bitch. Check out our top ten comebacks lists.| www.ishouldhavesaid.net

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Here's a great comeback if someone calls you a bitch. Check out our top ten comebacks lists.| www.ishouldhavesaid.net
Here's a great comeback if someone calls you a bitch. Check out our top ten comebacks lists.| www.ishouldhavesaid.net
Here's a great comeback if someone calls you a bitch. Check out our top ten comebacks lists.| www.ishouldhavesaid.net

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