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A friend keeps sharing my personal information

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Hey Bryn, I need a comeback for a guy who keeps leaking my secrets 🙁

Larry, UK

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Hey Larry,

It’s really horrible when you find out that someone you trust is sharing personal things about you. Hopefully he didn’t share anything too personal like your darkest and deepest secrets!

Here are a couple of things that you can say to get your message across loud and clear.

What to say when someone is sharing personal things about you

1. Just because you have the ability to open your mouth doesn’t mean you should. Stop telling people my personal information.

2. If you don’t shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it will be your teeth. Stop sharing my business.

3. If you ran like your mouth you’d be in great shape. Stop telling people my personal shit.

4. I hope one day you choke on all that shit you talk. Stop telling my personal stuff to people.

5. You should introduce your lower lip to your upper lip sometime and shut up!  Stop talking about me.

Good luck!

Bryn

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Comebacks when someone says I’m mad at you

If you have a partner or someone in your life who is always getting mad at you and freaking out over small things it can exhausting. It gets to a point when you want to let the person know that they are a spaz,  or a little ridiculous for blowing everything out of proportion. Worst case, their intent could be questionable or bad. Here are a few comebacks to let the individual know they need to get it together and calm down.

These comebacks are also available in a printable format.

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Use this snappy comeback if someone says I’m mad at you.. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

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Use this snappy comeback if someone says I’m mad at you.. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

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Comebacks when someone says you look pale

People always like to point out when someone looks pale and make some kind of remark like, “maybe you should get some sun”, or “are you ok?”  Where did people get the idea that looking like over-tanned wrinkled cow hide would be a better look than pale?  Yeah, I  know I’m pale and no I’m not a vampire.

If you want to respond with a clever comeback next time someone calls you pale unnecessarily, check out a few of these.

These comebacks are also available in a printable format.

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Use this snappy comeback if someone says you look pale. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

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Use this snappy comeback if someone says you look pale. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net
Use this snappy comeback if someone says you look pale. Check out our top ten comebacks lists | www.ishouldhavesaid.net

These comebacks are also available in a printable format.

What to say to someone who is giving you the silent treatment

What to say to someone giving you the silent treatment

Urban dictionary defines the silent treatment as, “when someone refuses to speak to you, just to be mean, even though you ALREADY apologized and meant it.” People often use the silent treatment as a form of control to get somebody to do what they want, or because they have limiting thoughts, thinking this makes them appear powerful when it makes them look like a jackass.

If you’ve had enough and you want to assert your not OK with this passive aggressive balderdash, try a few of these snappy comebacks. Be prepared that the person may retract to even more silence, but now their silence makes you look stronger to others, not weaker or passive.

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Top Ten comebacks for someone with no sense of humour

What to say to someone with no sense of humour

Dealing with someone who doesn’t have a sense of humour is no laughing matter. People who lack a sense of humour, or the ability to laugh at themselves, can be draining and suck the fun out of any situation.

Sure, not everyone is going to think you are funny and appreciate your sense humour but it is not really about you. It is about being able to let your hair down and have a good time instead of being the resident party pooper.

A sense of humour can be regional, for example, people who live in Australia have a different sense of humour than people in America. The Brits are world famous for their witty sarcasm, and the Irish are known for their funny stories and the Aussie’s for a raunchier approach.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.  – Tina Fey

If you want to tell someone to lighten up, here are a few things you can say to get your point across

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What to say when someone doesn’t have a sense of humour

  1. You know what’s funny? Lots of stuff, so lighten up.
  2. Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves.That’s where I come in.
  3. Sorry you interpreted my brilliant joke as horribly offensive.
  4. You find it offensive. That’s funny. That’s why I am’ happier than you.
  5. Keep calm and lighten up.
  6. I hear there’s a new app called a sense of humor. Maybe you should download it?
  7. Don’t take life so seriously, it’s not like you are going to get out alive.
  8. Sorry, I offended your humorlessness cultural sensitivity.
  9. It’s nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm, instead of getting offended.
  10. If I throw a lamp at you, will you lighten up?
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