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What to say to someone who gets offended easily

What to say to someone who is EASILY OFFENDED

Have you ever met anyone who is offended by every little thing? Being around someone who is easily offended is beyond annoying and can take the joy out of any social situation. It feels like you are dealing with someone with the emotional age of a toddler who can throw a tantrum at any moment.

People who are easily offended blame other people for their emotions instead of taking responsibility for how they feel. They always play the victim card. If you live in a constant loop trying to catch other people doing something wrong, you are in a pretty miserable state of mind.

Snowflakes are easily offended by every little thing

There seems to be a new breed of people who are offended by everything. They grew up receiving participation trophies and constant feedback of how wonderful and amazing they are. This same group can’t take feedback, and if someone disagrees with their point of view, they melt down. Having a meltdown or getting offended every time someone has a different point of view from your own makes it impossible to have a discussion.

If you get fed up with someone trying to control your language and speech and acting like they are superior and PC (politically correct), here are a few things you can say.

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What to say to someone who gets offended easily

  1. It must be exhausting getting offended by everything.
  2. I would like to apologize to anyone I haven’t offended. I am sure I will get to you shortly.
  3. Sorry for the mean accurate things I said.
  4. You find it offensive. That’s funny. That’s why I am happier than you.
  5. I’m offended by how easily you’re offended!
  6. In time, I’m sure I’ll offend everyone I know.
  7. Oh, I offended you with my opinion, you should see the ones I keep to myself.
  8. Announcing “I’m offended” is basically telling the world you can’t control your own emotions, so everyone else should do it for you.
  9. Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right.
  10. I did not mean to offend you… that was just a bonus.
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What to say when someone calls you boring

How to respond if someone calls you boring

Nobody likes to be told that they are boring! At some point in time, I’m pretty sure that we’ve all been called boring because everybody has different interests. A person who is incredibly interesting to one person could, in fact, be boring to another. We’re all curious about different things and don’t necessarily share the same sense of humour, it’s not one size fits all.

You will find groups of people congregatge together because they share certain interests, the folks who join a country club, people who take up line dancing and students who join the science fair.

If someone insults you and calls you boring, try a few of these snappy responses.

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Top ten comebacks for obnoxious people

What to say to an obnoxious person

Annoying and obnoxious people are everywhere; they are in line at the grocery store, at the movies, or even at your Thanksgiving dinner. Dealing with obnoxious individuals can be aggravating and can cause a lot of stress.

Obnoxious people don’t realize that they are the cause of the problem. They go through life clashing with everyone they come into contact with and have conflict in many of their relationships. They never figure out what they are doing wrong or why they don’t have many close friends.

Eden was excited to see an old friend from school who had moved away to a foreign country for a couple of years. Savannah was back in town, and Eden decided to invite her family over for a get together. They were both now 16 years old, and they were 14 the last time they saw each other.

As soon as Savannah arrived at her old friend’s house, she had a rude attitude towards everyone. She proceeded to insult the pie that Eden had made from scratch saying it was terrible. The rest of the time she was on her phone and ignored everyone in the group. She then stood up and said, “We should go. This is really boring.” The host family stared in shock, their lower jaw hanging open.

Some people are not worth the effort! When you clean your house, cook for someone, and welcome them into your home, you don’t expect to be insulted. When you witness shockingly bad behaviour, you decide that some people are not the kind of people you want to spend time with.

If you have had enough, here are a few snappy comebacks to get your point across.

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What to say to an obnoxious person

  1. Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up
  2. Is there an app I can download to make you go away?
  3. The level of your obnoxious is obnoxious.
  4. You should introduce your lower lip to your upper lip sometime and shut up!
  5. How do I block you in real life?
  6. You sir are the human version of period cramps.
  7. There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
  8. I like the noise you make when you shut the up.
  9. It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass.
  10. Damn bitch. Are you a smoke detector cause you are really f*cking loud and annoying.

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Kanye West has had a lot of obnoxious behaviour over the years

Kanye West by David Shankbone, Wikipedia

The world would be a better place if Kanye West kept to rapping and gave up the obnoxious trash talk. When he isn’t interrupting award speeches, he’s social media stirring up drama. Kanye has to constantly apologize to other celebrities for his bad behaviour, you would think he would eventually realize that he is better off keeping his mouth shut.

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Top ten comebacks for someone who won’t shut up

Funny comebacks for someone who won't shut up

Are you ever overwhelmed with the urge to tell someone to shut up? There are chatty people who engage in genuine conversations which is fine, but non-stop talkers who talk at you are frustrating and exhausting.

Some people monopolize conversations, stopping anyone else from getting a word in. Often, the conversation hog doesn’t get to the point or goes off on tangents, driving their listeners crazy. The funny thing is that they don’t even notice that they have lost their audience.

If you can’t take it anymore, here are a few things you can say to let the windbag know that you have had enough.

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What to say to someone who won’t shut up

  1. Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up.
  2. You sound so sexy, when you’re not talking.
  3. You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
  4. You know what’s funny. Not you, so shut up.
  5. It’s never too late to shut up and mind your own business.
  6. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
  7. If I wanted to listen to an asshole I’d fart.
  8. It’s time to shut up. If I wanted your opinion all of the time I would have married you.
  9. In case you didn’t see the look I just gave you. Shut up!
  10. Remember that time you shut the f*uck up? Me neither.
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Top ten comebacks for troublemakers

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Have you ever had to deal with someone who is manipulative and loves to cause trouble? Every office or school has a troublemaker, and causing drama is their unique calling. Having to deal with a troublemaker can make you not want to attend an event, work, or school.

Troublemakers like to stir up controversy by spreading gossip and starting rumors about people, and then they turn around and act all innocent, claiming they were only trying to help the situation.

Here are a few snappy comebacks to let the troublemaker know you are onto them and their manipulative behaviour.

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What to say to a troublemaker

  1. Congratulations on your ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing.
  2. Don’t tell me what they said about me, tell me why they were so comfortable saying it around you.
  3. I see you brought your extra large spoon to stir up trouble.
  4. You don’t like drama? Funny how your name comes up as executive producer on every single episode around you!
  5. I  am returning your nose. I found it in my business.
  6. Stop creating a drama and then complaining about it.
  7. It is actually pretty easy not to be a shitty human being. Try it sometime.
  8. So, let me get this straight, you talk shit about me then you make it into MY problem when I say something.
  9. If drama follows you wherever you go. Maybe you are the drama.
  10. I hope one day you choke on all the shit you talk.

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Kevin O’Leary is known for being a troublemaker

Kevin O’Leary via Wikipedia

Kevin O’Leary, a businessman, author and television personality is known for being a troublemaker and insulting guests on his show. He has appeared on The Lang and O’Leary Exchange, Dragon’s Den and Shark Tank.

On the Lang Leary Kevin reaches a new low as he badgers a 14-year-old Rachel Parent in a debate regarding GMO food labeling. Kevin is patronizing doesn’t acknowledge her point that there should be responsible testing of GMO and non-GMO products.

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