Every school or office has a few mean girls who are just plain nasty. If you are being picked on by a mean girl, you are not alone. Many girls have been picked on at school.
The mean girl thinks she is the queen bee and prances around like she owns the place, in charge of everyone and everything. Middle school and high school can be awkward times for teens, who are going through a lot of changes and want to fit in.
Often the mean girl will target someone who she thinks is an easy mark, somebody she thinks won’t respond when she singles them out. Be prepared the next time she tries to embarrass you in front of others and have a comeback ready.
Often when you respond with a comeback, the mean girl will move on to someone else who she thinks is an easier target.
Here is a top ten list of snappy comebacks you can use on mean girls. These comebacks should leave the nasty girl a little startled that someone snapped back.
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Top ten sarcastic comebacks for mean girls
- You have the rest of your life to be a jerk, why not take today off?
- If you’re waiting for me to care, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be a while.
- You know, all the makeup and the clothes can’t change what an ugly person you really are!
- I hope you choke on all that shit you talk.
- I’ve been called worse by better.
- Did your brain take a laxative because there is a lot of shit coming out of your mouth?
- Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?
- I don’t care what everyone says. I don’t think you’re that bad.
- Have a nice day, somewhere else.
- You should come with a warning label.
Jessica Alba was bullied by mean girls at school
I’d eat my lunch in the nurses’ office so I didn’t have to sit with the other girls. Apart from my being mixed race, my parents didn’t have money so I never had the cute clothes or the cool back pack. – Jessica Alba
If you asked almost any grown woman if they were ever picked on by a mean girl at school they would probably tell you yes. Mean girls have been around since the beginning of time. You are not alone.
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The meanest mean girl of all time Regina George
The movie Mean Girls shows high school cliques and the drama that high school girls go through. The book is actually based on a self-help book written by Rosalind Wiseman’s 2002 book, Queen Bees, about teenage girl behaviour.
Mean girl, Regina George, is so mean that she even has her own definition in Urban Dictionary.
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these are great i love them ty for whoever came up with them.
i am using these comebacks a lot and the girls are backing off
If I wanted a bitch I would have bought a dog….
LMFAO
I got one “keep rolling your eyes cause maybe u will find a brain back there”;)
I loveeeee that one lmaoo
Or don’t forget you can ignore them
Nice comeback
love it
Your beautiful , fit and lovely ……. Oh wait I thought we were having a lying competition . Comeback 2 ; oh sorry was that ment to offend me ? The only thing offending me right now is your face ! Comeback 3; your birth certificate was and apology from the condom factory !?
Omg! I am so using your 3rd one!
Grace I used the second one and the mean girl literally just ran away crying and to think she were picking on me I wish you could have seen it
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oh wow. these r cool. how come at the last min we people don’t remember this and just mutter away ………. ?????
Lol ikr
I know right when u need it the most u either forget or chicken out
i know. i was here memorizing a ton just to completely bash them up and embarrass myself in front of the whole squad.
This are very good.if anyone here wants me to hack a game for them Im here for u
Just saying ok
Yeah hack your own for me
wow they are actually really good
If I wanted a bitch I would have brought my female dog
Holy, crap. I’m using that TOMORROW!!!
yo mama jokes. Yo mama so ugly that when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application . Yo mama so hairy that when she went to sleep she woke up at the zoo . Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry. Yo mama so fat she downloads cheats for Wii fit . Yo mama so fat that she broke a branch in her family tree. Yo mama so fat that the last time she saw 90000000000000000000000000000000000 was on a weighing scale thanks for reading and reply for more jokes.
those are so good!!!!!! I have some more: yo mama’s so stupid she went to the m&m factory and pulled out all the w’s. yo mama’s so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch. you mama’s so fat even dora couldnt explore her.. thx for reading!! hope u read these and use them
I don’t like those your momma jokes
Lol
Lol these are the best insults evr I want to hurt Somemone badly with these
Tell them you must get tired of putting make up on two faces every morning.
If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
DING DING.
Your family tree is like a cactus …its filled with pricks
So tired of mean bitchy girls. Go away and piss off.
oh, here’s you nose I found it in my business.
if someone gives you the middle finger tell them I don’t take offers and if they do it again say hey guys guess what I found out this person is gay/lesbian that get them to shut the fuck up
May mean girls, bullies, assholes and jerks never find this blessed website…..
I know right but they might actually find this website or maybe they use Google too.#
bully : bishhh u ugly me: well your a fail. just like your dads condom.
“Your ass must be jealous of how much shit ur talking”
XD
I said something close to that I said your ass must be jealous from all that coming from your mouth
Help me!! These boys in my year keep calling me a slut, but I’m only year eight and I haven’t lost my virginity yet. So they have no reason for it. I have no idea of what to say to them, but it keeps getting worse! I have no ideas of what to say. Please help me
Hi T.C.,
See if these comebacks work for you.
https://ishouldhavesaid.net/2012/07/youre-such-a-slut-how-to-answer/
Try not to let it get to you, what they are saying is not true.
Bryn
First I love these everyone and here are some good ones too were you born on a highway cause that is where most accidents happen! I’m not a astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth evolves around the sun not you! If you ran as much as you run your mouth you would be in great shape! That’s all I got so I hope people love them;)
Cam I use your comebacks for my story?
Here’s some comebacks I know
You think you know everything? Well here’s something you don’t know your annoying
Open your mind not your mouth
You know it’s not Halloween yet
Person: Your ugly
Me: Nobody asked for your life story
Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself bad idea in your case
Me: Your ugly
Person: That’s your opinion
Me: Thats not an opinion that’s a fact
Everybody has a right to be dumb but you just over do it
You should really come with a warning label
Your pretty… Pretty ugly
i feel like if you say this you will sound really desperate because one comeback of yours is too long:/
Someone just called me stupid what shud i do
Hey Gabby,
This post will have some comebacks for you:
https://ishouldhavesaid.net/2012/04/youre-so-stupid-how-to-answer-snappy-comebacks/
Bryn
Every one say I have no boobs what should I do
Hey Ainssley,
The comebacks on this post will help you out.
https://ishouldhavesaid.net/2012/08/you-sure-are-flat-chested-how-to-answer/
Bryn
Get a boob job
Once you start….there is always a finishing line. So make sure you run fast to beat me because I am the finishing line to all your meanest desires.
Help my daughters needs help how to deal with this bitch that keeps whispering in her friends ear and giving my daughter filthy looks as she walks past
Hi Vicky, it can be very painful as a parent to see your child being picked on by a mean girl.
Here are a few things that she can say to the girl to let her know she needs to back off, without being too agressive. Quite often when you call someone out publicly, and make them look like an idiot, they move on to a target who won’t respond.
1)Where’s your off button?
2) It would be nice if your mouth had a snooze button.
If the girl continues to talk about her she can try a few of the Comebacks on these pages.
https://ishouldhavesaid.net/2015/06/top-ten-comebacks-for-a-gossip/
https://ishouldhavesaid.net/2016/11/top-ten-comebacks-for-mean-girls-who-are-always-creating-drama/
Good luck,
Bryn
i like this
Hey Bryn,
So there is this guy who goes to school with me and he always calls me short even though he is only like an inch taller than me. Also he always makes fun of me because he knows who I like so he always makes fun of me for that. Can you please help me??
Thanks,
Mtenags
This post will help you for short commments: https://ishouldhavesaid.net/2012/10/youre-so-short-snappy-comebacks-for-short-people/
When he makes fun of you for liking someone say:
Where’s your off button.
You would be much more likable if it wasn’t for that hole in your mouth that noise comes out of.
Good luck,
Bryn
say to a mean girl “sorry i didn’t ask for a glass of your opinion.” and “i don’t sugercoat shit, I’m not will wonka.” and the most annoying remark ever is saying just “ok.” thanks x
Don’t stand to close to the heater babe, plastic melts also maybe eat some makeup, that way u can be pretty on the inside to
Also
I’m far from perfect . I could have a flatter stomach , clearer skin, nice hair, whiter teeth but at least I don’t have an ugly heart bitch.
Their reaction will be priceless , good luck ma queens?????
These are really rude, HERES SOME ADVICE PEOPLE, DONT JOKE ABOUT PEOPLE BEING FAT, ITS RUDE, THERE ARE A GAZILLION ORHER COMEBACKS IN THIS “TRUMP”ED UP COUNTRY!
What to say when someone asks “are you on your period” but your not
I need advice
Okay I have some good advice
OK than can you tell me some then
Sure dont stand by the heater
Ha Ha WHY??
Plastic melts
I would slap you but i am afraid that will be animal abuse
Im ugly? I bet i cant wipe “90%” percent of your beauty with a Kleenex
Its pointless to make fun of you because it will take u the rest of the day to figure it out
I am a nerd? Be careful chances are u will be working for one
Keep talking i yawn when i am intrested
Hey , have been bullied all my life
these girls i know have been getting into my business and i dont know what to do also they have been laughing at me and ringing bad things up from the past they are just being really mean like saying really hurtful things
if there any comebacks that i could say to them that wont get m into trouble.
thanks ellz xx